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Jimbuna · 08-27-21, 12:52 PM

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

Jimbuna · 08-28-21, 01:40 PM

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Jimbuna · 08-29-21, 01:27 PM

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

mapuc · 08-29-21, 06:21 PM

Thank God that dreams are taxfree

Markus

Aktungbby · 08-30-21, 10:30 AM

/\ Not if you're HAL!

"Will I dream?"

Jimbuna · 08-30-21, 12:13 PM

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

Jimbuna · 08-31-21, 02:17 PM

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

Jimbuna · 09-01-21, 01:37 PM

It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.

Jimbuna · 09-02-21, 01:44 PM

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

Von Due · 09-03-21, 09:23 AM

Public notice: Onion rings deserve parmesan cheese all over them /public notice

Jimbuna · 09-03-21, 01:38 PM

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

Jimbuna · 09-04-21, 01:23 PM

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

Jimbuna · 09-05-21, 11:13 AM

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

Jimbuna · 09-06-21, 12:40 PM

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Jimbuna · 09-07-21, 01:18 PM

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

08-27-21, 12:52 PM	#9871
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-28-21, 01:40 PM	#9872
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-29-21, 01:27 PM	#9873
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-29-21, 06:21 PM	#9874
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,920 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Thank God that dreams are taxfree Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

08-30-21, 10:30 AM	#9875
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,886 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	/\ Not if you're HAL! "Will I dream?" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" Last edited by Aktungbby; 08-30-21 at 10:48 AM.

08-30-21, 12:13 PM	#9876
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-31-21, 02:17 PM	#9877
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-01-21, 01:37 PM	#9878
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-02-21, 01:44 PM	#9879
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-03-21, 09:23 AM	#9880
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,660 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Public notice: Onion rings deserve parmesan cheese all over them /public notice

09-03-21, 01:38 PM	#9881
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Actual meanings of various terms: TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems. IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry. INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-04-21, 01:23 PM	#9882
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-05-21, 11:13 AM	#9883
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-06-21, 12:40 PM	#9884
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-07-21, 01:18 PM	#9885
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)