Whac-A-Squirrel

[Eichhörnchen]

That must've been the most bloody manic finish yet

And talk about a late arrival... I think we ought to have a special award for El Whacko. The reason for his absence had me in stitches

I'll add the points up tomorrow

[Eichhörnchen]

I'm on it

[Eichhörnchen]

SCORES

Great suffering nuts, it's a tie!


Aktung: 104

Buddababy: 10

Catfish: 104

Eisenwurst: 34

ET2SN: 42

HW3: 9

Reece: 17

Rockstar: 91




For the first time in the competition's history we have two champions... and neither one of them turned out to be El Whacko, whose mum confiscated his whacker just before the whistle; this was a major upset but we know he'll be back. Meanwhile, Catfish's masterful whack sending that bomb out of the ground for a massive 30 points will be talked about for a long time, I'm sure. But maybe not, huh?

A new rule has been added to deal with an issue that came to a head big-time this time: simultaneous whacking. I've decided that where competitors get in a tangle with their truncheons we should prioritise the one whose name appears first on the page

[Reece]

I give my points to Catfish, no offense AK.

[mapuc]

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I have placed Big Bang bombs-(yes like the Big bang that created our univers)-size of bombs
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LONG live the Squirrels

Markus

[Texas Red]

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

SCORES

Great suffering nuts, it's a tie!


Aktung: 104

Buddababy: 10

Catfish: 104

Eisenwurst: 34

ET2SN: 42

HW3: 9

Reece: 17

Rockstar: 91




For the first time in the competition's history we have two champions... and neither one of them turned out to be El Whacko, whose mum confiscated his whacker just before the whistle; this was a major upset but we know he'll be back. Meanwhile, Catfish's masterful whack sending that bomb out of the ground for a massive 30 points will be talked about for a long time, I'm sure. But maybe not, huh?

A new rule has been added to deal with an issue that came to a head big-time this time: simultaneous whacking. I've decided that where competitors get in a tangle with their truncheons we should prioritise the one whose name appears first on the page

Great job, Catfish! Next time will be more interesting though with the two previous champions going head-to-head. Great job to you too, Aktung! The tension will be much higher next time.

And yes my whacker (my phone and PC, as well as ALL possible devices I could use in the house without having to ask my parents for) were confiscated for a little mishap at school two weeks ago.

Good game, fellas!

When will the next whacking come around? Can't wait to reclaim my Supreme Nutjob position..

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by El Whacko

Great job, Catfish! Next time will be more interesting though with the two previous champions going head-to-head. Great job to you too, Aktung! The tension will be much higher next time.

And yes my whacker (my phone and PC, as well as ALL possible devices I could use in the house without having to ask my parents for) were confiscated for a little mishap at school two weeks ago.

Good game, fellas!

When will the next whacking come around? Can't wait to reclaim my Supreme Nutjob position..

Originally Posted by AKBBY

MY 57 T0 YOUR 42??!!...THANK GOD EL WHACKO'S NOT PRESENT!!

Good thing I bribed your mom! Thank god for my little onesie (post #3336) in the midst of Catfish's final burst finale of points...but I kept saying "the day is young". Rockstar's prowess probably saved me the 'dead heat' finish, by eating away at Catfish's score. Keeping a very accurate ingame tally helped my 70 yearold 'situational awarness' too. Plus it's quite flattering to be included with Yul, Telly and the Rock for 0 points Thanks Eich!!!!

[Catfish]

Congrats to all, and Aktungbby of course
Thanks to Eichhörnchen
I can't believe i staid up just to see the finish and even halfways win

And thanks to Reece, maybe we can make a plan for the next umm tournament

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Catfish

Congrats to all, and Aktungbby of course
Thanks to Eichhörnchen
I can't believe i staid up just to see the finish and even halfways win

And thanks to Reece, maybe we can make a plan for the next umm tournament

I kept dashing twixt my Easter dinner table, guests et al and the Mancave to stay in the action! My own 20 point whack bomb and the late 'onesie' (#3336) in mad-score final frenzy kept my nose just above water for the tie. U and Rockstar have a quicker response time than I do and I think El Whacko is even faster. It's all in the mouse wrist!

Originally Posted by Rockstar

I give all my points to Catfish, no offense AK.

Originally Posted by Catfish

And thanks to Reece, maybe we can make a plan for the next umm tournament

Gadzooks! that sounds like a conspiracy against ....ME!

[Eichhörnchen]

Originally Posted by El Whacko

my whacker (my phone and PC, as well as ALL possible devices I could use in the house without having to ask my parents for) were confiscated for a little mishap at school two weeks ago.

Good game, fellas!

When will the next whacking come around? Can't wait to reclaim my Supreme Nutjob position..

1) I need to know what this "little mishap at school" was, and

2) That would be Dick Van Dyke getting married again, or some other big deal, like an asteroid strike... otherwise the next Whack-a-Squirrel will be Halloween

[ET2SN]

Believe it or not, I am more than happy with my score.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by ET2SN

Believe it or not, I am more than happy with my score.

Still wearing your itchy game catheter I see!

[ET2SN]

The ladies think I'm popular.

[Commander Wallace]

Congratulations to Catfish and Aktung for a well played game.
Congrats to everyone else for a well played round.

[Eichhörnchen]

Yes it was a manic race at the end with me shovelling in as many points as I could in the final minutes. Good game