The joke thread II - Page 274

Jimbuna · 03-02-23, 08:44 AM

I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.

Jimbuna · 03-02-23, 08:45 AM

I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.

Platapus · 03-02-23, 01:57 PM

Yo mama is so ugly that she needs two tickets to visit the zoo
One to get in
One to get out

Jimbuna · 03-02-23, 02:22 PM

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Jimbuna · 03-03-23, 09:21 AM

Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Jimbuna · 03-03-23, 09:22 AM

Yo mama is so fat when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise.

Platapus · 03-03-23, 05:17 PM

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Jimbuna · 03-04-23, 06:12 AM

Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.

Jimbuna · 03-04-23, 06:20 AM

Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.

Platapus · 03-04-23, 11:15 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Jimbuna · 03-04-23, 12:02 PM

The following conversation took place this morning.

Me: Sorry boss can’t come in today my car has broken down.
Boss: What about the bus?
Me: I don’t have a bus.

Platapus · 03-05-23, 07:31 AM

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Jimbuna · 03-05-23, 08:42 AM

If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?

Jimbuna · 03-05-23, 08:48 AM

Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake!

Jimbuna · 03-06-23, 01:00 PM

Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.

03-02-23, 08:44 AM	#4096
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-02-23, 08:45 AM	#4097
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-02-23, 01:57 PM	#4098
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,963 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Yo mama is so ugly that she needs two tickets to visit the zoo One to get in One to get out __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-02-23, 02:22 PM	#4099
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-03-23, 09:21 AM	#4100
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-03-23, 09:22 AM	#4101
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yo mama is so fat when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-03-23, 05:17 PM	#4102
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,963 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-04-23, 06:12 AM	#4103
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-04-23, 06:20 AM	#4104
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-04-23, 11:15 AM	#4105
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,963 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-04-23, 12:02 PM	#4106
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The following conversation took place this morning. Me: Sorry boss can’t come in today my car has broken down. Boss: What about the bus? Me: I don’t have a bus. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-05-23, 07:31 AM	#4107
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,963 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-05-23, 08:42 AM	#4108
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-05-23, 08:48 AM	#4109
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-06-23, 01:00 PM	#4110
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,305 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)