This is the comment thread! pt II

[Jimbuna]

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

[Jimbuna]

“Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.”

[Jimbuna]

“The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.”

[Jimbuna]

“You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.”

[Jimbuna]

“Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.”

[Jimbuna]

“Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple."

[Jimbuna]

“My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.”

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

“Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.”

Knowing your warrior ability to take on badguys "within spitting distance", leadership qualities, and kidding nature; I'd imagine 'twould be all three as you heed a fellow Englishman, James Purefoy, as Mark Antony at Philippi: "If any one needs to urinate, now would be the time!"

[Jimbuna]

“Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.”

[Jimbuna]

“Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.”

[Jimbuna]

“A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.”

[Jimbuna]

“If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.”

[Jimbuna]

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”

[Jimbuna]

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

[Jimbuna]

“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”