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01-31-21, 10:14 AM | #9541 |
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Are we real, even when we have the possibility to think ?
I think-therefore I'am ? Markus
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01-31-21, 12:18 PM | #9542 |
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I think, therefore, I am.... I think...
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01-31-21, 03:42 PM | #9543 |
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re Covid: Rich people telling us we put the economy in danger.
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02-01-21, 08:51 AM | #9544 |
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Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
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02-02-21, 09:30 AM | #9545 |
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Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
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02-03-21, 01:10 PM | #9546 |
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I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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02-04-21, 07:28 AM | #9547 |
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
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02-05-21, 01:29 PM | #9548 |
Chief of the Boat
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Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
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02-06-21, 04:32 AM | #9549 |
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A Swede received a speeding ticked while driving in Switzerland at 290 km/h. The fine was 3600 Swiss Franc, more than 4000 USD. Going faster than light would give him a 14.9 billion USD fine. Clearly that would break the very fabric of economic reality and this is why we can't go faster than light.
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02-06-21, 08:48 AM | #9550 |
Chief of the Boat
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
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02-06-21, 10:03 AM | #9551 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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02-06-21, 11:56 AM | #9552 |
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My family must love me. For my birthday I was given a gift certificate for a wingsuit BASE jump crash course.
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02-06-21, 12:08 PM | #9553 |
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1 jump...or 2?!!
/\ Try the bungee-cord concession I proposed opening during my Golden Gate Bridge security interview to "let 'em try it once" I knew immediately I was in real trouble; amused by my barracks humor, they were gonna give me the job! But there's nothing humorous about the weather at Hells' Gate in the winter at at 02:00 AM-the new-guy shift...I declined the second interview!
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02-06-21, 12:15 PM | #9554 |
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Brilliant! Oh, there is so much one can do with bungee chords. At this amusement park they had this catapultoid contraption with the seat secured to the ground while the chord was tightened by a crane. Release the seat and the thrill seekers were shot upwards. Now I propose that is now old news and thrill seekers need new kicks so: Invert it. Have the chord secured to the ground while the seats are hoisted by crane.
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02-06-21, 01:46 PM | #9555 |
Chief of the Boat
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I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
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