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06-09-20, 07:34 PM | #1936 |
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Heard this in a pub. Not really funny but I find it amusing.....
Two Romans walk into a cafe. "What'll you have?." "Just a salad, Caesar". "And you Brutus?".
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06-09-20, 10:17 PM | #1937 |
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I find that amusing
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06-10-20, 05:18 AM | #1938 |
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Man walks in to an old Greek tailor's shop holding a pair of pants
The the tailor, pointing to the pair of pants, asks, "Euripides?" The customer replies, "Yes, Eumendides?" (rimshot) (Crickets chirping) Well it went over well in Classic Lit class.
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06-10-20, 06:55 AM | #1939 | |
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06-10-20, 01:11 PM | #1940 |
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Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
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06-10-20, 01:14 PM | #1941 |
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Can’t believe I wasn’t allowed to emigrate to Australia because of my criminal record. You’d think they’d be more understanding given the history.
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06-11-20, 01:39 PM | #1942 |
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Went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread, the birds were all over me.
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06-11-20, 01:40 PM | #1943 |
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I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.
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06-12-20, 03:41 AM | #1944 |
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So this Roman geezer walks into a bar, sticks 2 fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please"
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06-12-20, 04:01 AM | #1945 |
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I like all those romans' jokes
I'll order a Brutus salad next time.. The latter with the two fingers could also read "Five beers for the guys from the sawmill". I did not get the Euripides etc. joke, whatever i pronounce it it never makes sense. "You rye pie dees" pronounced in english? In german it would pronounce Oi ree pee das. So something with Pee? Pi? -> confused
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06-12-20, 04:04 AM | #1946 |
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Sometimes I envy Julius Caesar.
He died surrounded by all of his friends.
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"Euripides?" - did you rip these? "Eumenides?" - you mend these? ......my university education was not wasted.
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06-12-20, 04:21 AM | #1948 |
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I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2020' award.
I can't tell you how much it means to me.
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06-12-20, 04:22 AM | #1949 |
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I caught the neighbour's cat in my garden today.
You should have heard the noise when I took the hook out of it's mouth.
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06-12-20, 04:25 AM | #1950 |
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Someone said they like the Roman jokes.
Well I for one like them too. Col.
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