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05-23-20, 01:47 PM
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Chief of the Boat
 Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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Heard on the radio today that someone in the world crashes their car every 30 seconds. Maybe they should take away his licence.
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05-23-20, 01:48 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.
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05-23-20, 02:15 PM
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Grey Wolf
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Manchester UK
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I'm looking to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
I just need help getting it off the ground.
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05-24-20, 12:58 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.
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05-24-20, 12:59 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.
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05-25-20, 12:43 PM
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Grey Wolf
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Manchester UK
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After insulting her cooking once too often, the wife's not making tea for me tonight.
Well, either that or the smoke alarm's broken.
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05-25-20, 01:12 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Government has announced new plans to help first-time buyers which is great. They have as much right as anyone to have a house repossessed.
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05-25-20, 01:13 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”
I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”
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05-26-20, 02:32 AM
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Grey Wolf
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Manchester UK
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My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just stays there.
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05-26-20, 02:49 AM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky
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^ ^^ ^^^ begin to like the new jokes
  
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05-26-20, 04:11 AM
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Silent Hunter
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Two nuns are riding their bikes through the town.
The first nun says "Gee sister I've never come this way before". The other nun says "Yeah, it's the cobblestones".
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05-26-20, 05:49 AM
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Grey Wolf
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Manchester UK
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I cleaned up at the casino last night.
I really should look for a better job.
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05-26-20, 01:29 PM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
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05-26-20, 05:54 PM
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Grey Wolf
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Manchester UK
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Bought some voice activated gates, they react to the Wife's voice, they haven't stayed shut yet.
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05-26-20, 06:34 PM
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Silent Hunter
Join Date: Jan 2010
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If God made everything.......he must be Chinese.
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