British Football Thread (all divisions) - Page 44

Jimbuna · 05-15-14, 05:31 AM

If you kill yourself, its SUICIDE

If you kill another person its HOMICIDE

If you kill thousand of people its GENICIDE

If you don't win the Premier League for 24 years its MERSEYSIDE

Jimbuna · 05-16-14, 06:07 AM

Former England goalkeeper David James has been declared bankrupt.

He could never save anything anyway.

Jimbuna · 05-16-14, 10:46 AM

I'm going to vote to get us out of Europe in the forth coming Elections...If David Moyes is running I'll vote for him...he did a brilliant Job getting United out of Europe.

the_tyrant · 05-17-14, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I'm going to vote to get us out of Europe in the forth coming Elections...If David Moyes is running I'll vote for him...he did a brilliant Job getting United out of Europe.

I almost feel bad for laughing at these jokes, but they are just too funny.

Jimbuna · 05-17-14, 11:06 AM

BossMark · 05-17-14, 11:32 AM

Come on Arsenal batter the cods

Jimbuna · 05-17-14, 11:46 AM

Hull take a 2-0 lead then Arsenal pull one back on 17 minutes.

Edit: Half time and Hull lead 2-1

BossMark · 05-18-14, 04:55 AM

I'm so pleased after so long a prestigious big club has finally won the trophy it deserves after years of being in the wilderness. It's taken giant strides in the right direction...
Congrats Atletico

Jimbuna · 05-18-14, 06:48 AM

Not sure if that was a smile I saw on Wengers face after the final whistle...probably not

BossMark · 05-19-14, 12:57 AM

Mohamed Al Fayed has blamed Fulham's relegation this season on them removing the statue of Michael Jackson that he'd put up.

Well at least he didn't blame it on the sunshine.

Jimbuna · 05-19-14, 05:07 AM

Gateshead failed to gain a place in the Football League yesterday, going down 2-1 to Cambridge United.

Bad luck boys...perhaps next year.

BossMark · 05-19-14, 09:59 AM

After 963 games, 168 goals and 8 years sleeping with his brothers wife, Ryan Giggs has announced his retirement from professional football .

Jimbuna · 05-19-14, 11:20 AM

Footballs current worst kept secret.

Quote:

Louis van Gaal has been named as Manchester United manager, with Ryan Giggs as his assistant.
Van Gaal, 62, has signed a three-year contract to succeed David Moyes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27243233

BossMark · 05-20-14, 02:52 AM

So I hear Ryan Giggs is set to retire from playing. It's about time he stayed loyal to Stacy

Jimbuna · 05-20-14, 05:57 AM

Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand? A: More sand

05-15-14, 05:31 AM	#646
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you kill yourself, its SUICIDE If you kill another person its HOMICIDE If you kill thousand of people its GENICIDE If you don't win the Premier League for 24 years its MERSEYSIDE __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-16-14, 06:07 AM	#647
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Former England goalkeeper David James has been declared bankrupt. He could never save anything anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-16-14, 10:46 AM	#648
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm going to vote to get us out of Europe in the forth coming Elections...If David Moyes is running I'll vote for him...he did a brilliant Job getting United out of Europe. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-17-14, 11:06 AM	#650
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-17-14, 11:32 AM	#651
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Come on Arsenal batter the cods __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-17-14, 11:46 AM	#652
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hull take a 2-0 lead then Arsenal pull one back on 17 minutes. Edit: Half time and Hull lead 2-1 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-18-14, 04:55 AM	#653
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	I'm so pleased after so long a prestigious big club has finally won the trophy it deserves after years of being in the wilderness. It's taken giant strides in the right direction... Congrats Atletico __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-18-14, 06:48 AM	#654
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not sure if that was a smile I saw on Wengers face after the final whistle...probably not __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-19-14, 12:57 AM	#655
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Mohamed Al Fayed has blamed Fulham's relegation this season on them removing the statue of Michael Jackson that he'd put up. Well at least he didn't blame it on the sunshine. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-19-14, 05:07 AM	#656
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Gateshead failed to gain a place in the Football League yesterday, going down 2-1 to Cambridge United. Bad luck boys...perhaps next year. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-19-14, 09:59 AM	#657
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	After 963 games, 168 goals and 8 years sleeping with his brothers wife, Ryan Giggs has announced his retirement from professional football . __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-20-14, 02:52 AM	#659
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	So I hear Ryan Giggs is set to retire from playing. It's about time he stayed loyal to Stacy __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-20-14, 05:57 AM	#660
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand? A: More sand __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)