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11-12-09, 05:33 PM
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The people's aircraft? You made it sound like you're north korean or chinese
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11-12-09, 05:38 PM
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11-12-09, 07:34 PM
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I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades...
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11-13-09, 07:05 PM
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11-13-09, 08:58 PM
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11-14-09, 05:51 AM
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That evening in the Gulagwaffle's Barrack.
*Schroeder throws knifes onto a picture on the wall of a Panzer III* Schroeder: I'll get you, next time! HunterICX: You had your chance the second sortie....but I think you've learned that flying too low over wagons that carry ammo for those fascists is not a good thing to do. Schroeder:but but I'm fliyng a IL2! HunterICX: which still has some design flaws...its the 1st in it's series...Ratpor1 is working on it. Schroeder: Ah....Potato. *Potato does a funny walk and hold himself against the wall* Schroeder: Too much of the Vodka ingredient? Potato: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....*hic* HunterICX: Explains the attempt to fly with one wing at that take off. Potato: If I diwnd't ghit those Fuuuel Depot's I woud've succeeded...hehe Schroeder: that would have proven that the equipment of the people's party is superior. HunterICX: Ah well better luck next time. *door opens and Oberon comes in followed by the General Commisar of the NKVD Raptor1* Oberon: I knew it! I knew it! that barrel wasn't part of the flight controls in my Hurricane Raptor1: Correct Oberon: It was you! hiding behind the panel Raptor1: correct, I had orders to shoot the leading Polski officer if he tried anything funny. Oberon: Repeat please Raptor1: Silence! I should've have shot you when you buzzed Comrade Hunter..how dare you to buzz a people's aircraft and land on the wrong airbase! Oberon: How I dare? I'm the The People's Repeative Polski Airman! HunterICX: Figures..... Oberon: Repeat, Please! HunterICX: ugh.... *Potato loses balance and crashed into the desk* Raptor1: *aims mosin-nagant* HunterICX: No Comrade!, Sgt.Potato has been testing if the people's potatos where good enough for the vodka they brewed last night Raptor1: Ah...ok. *Raptor1 passes the photo of the Panzer III when a knife passed close to his face and hits the Panzer III* Raptor1: YOU! Schroeder: watch out where you going! Raptor1: Grrmmmmm Oberon: Repeat, please! *all look at Oberon*  Oberon: Uh...oh..... *Oberon storms out of the GulagWaffle's Barrack* HunterICX
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