''Bolshevik GulagWaffles''
 

The Bolshevik Pilots:

HunterICX
The People's Soviet Air Marshal
Fascist Air Targets: 3
Fascist Ground Targets: 146

Schroeder
The People's Superior Intelligence Commisar
Fascist Air Targets: 4
Fascist Ground Targets: 93

Raptor1
The People's NKVD General Commisar and Executioner
Fascist Air Targets: 0
Fascist Ground Targets: 71

Task Force
The People's Красноармеец американец
Fascist Air Targets: 5
Fascist Ground Targets: 24

Sgt.Potato
The People's картофель Bombardier
Fascist Air Targets: 0
Fasicist Ground Targets: 19

Oberon
The People's Repeative Polski Airman
Fascist Air Targets: 0
Fascist Ground Targets: 0

the rest will be added after they play a sortie

HunterICX

Hmm... I blame it on my planes cra... I mean great gear that is sturdy as an strong Tree... (cause its probably made of one.)

1st Glorious Sortie of the People's party:

So the German fascists have invaded our Motherland, we shall teach them to regret it dearly.
Comrade HunterICX, Raptor1, Schroeder and Task Force went to their Aircraft to fight off the Fascist invader.
Comrade HunterICX, Schroeder and Task Force took the People's Mig Aircraft and Comrade Raptor the Ilyushin Il-2 Shturmovik to stop the Fascist Panzer Army in its tracks.

Immediatly at start it was clear that Fascist Saboteurs have done their work by sabotaging American Red Army Men Task Force's Mig which lost his Undercarriage at take off.

Not far into the Mission as our Spies discovered some of the Fascist plans that they are intercepting our groups of Pe-2's and IL4's bombers.
Soon they discovered a flight of IL2's and Pe-2's and the German Invaders...all shouted Za Stalina! and went into full assault for death and glory for the Motherland.

Comrade Raptor1 was the first to discover a flaw in the Ilyushin Il-2 Shturmovik it didn't deflect succesfully a Shell of the Panzer II and his aircraft went down.

Comrade HunterICX was cussing and shouting some awfull things that may never come to the ears of the NKVD or else he risks to be shot. He also had to return to base early due engine management problems.

Comrade Schroeder managed to get 2 fascist invaders and is the first to claim victory for the glorious Soviet Union.

Meanwhile at base:

HunterICX: *kicks the side of the fuselage* Piece of Sh**!!!
Schroeder: Calm down, before Raptor sees you
HunterICX: Why should I fear him?
Task Force: For his Mosin-Nagant?
HunterICX: Point...but still I stay with my statement that this variant of the Mig-3 is a horrible (Soviet censorship)..... its a stallbucket and his engine doesn't like to work hard for the party.
Schroeder: People's Party equipment doesn't adapt to you, you adapt to the People's Party Equipment, da comrade?
HunterICX: *mutters something*

-Raptor1 Arrives in the back of a salvage truck

Raptor1: Bah..need to find a Scapegoat for this horrible flaw in the IL2's design.
Task Force: *looks nervously around*
Raptor1: not you...for now...
HunterICX: this mig-3 is a flaw if you ask me *kicks against his Mig's fuselage again*
Raptor1: *Rams his Mosin-Nagant under the nose of HunterICX* What???
Schroeder: told you..hehehe
Raptor1: Meh...you're still of use for the Soviet Union. *lowers Mosin-Nagant*
HunterICX: Right...let's go to debrief.

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2nd Glorious Sortie for the People's Party:

Fascist Propaganda sais we are in full retreat, this is the reason why our intelligence says the same to falsely reinsure their false claims that we are in full retreat.

Comrade Raptor1 and HunterICX took the Ilyushin Il-2 Shturmovik,
Comrade Task Force and Schroeder took the Polikarpov I-153.

Both flight groups had the same objective, destroy the Fascist invaders armoured convoy.

The Panzers of the Fascist invaders where close to a town, Comrade Raptor1 noted immediately that this town is probally full of Fascist collaborators and will report this to the head of the NKVD in Moscow.
Comrade HunterICX was the first to see sign of the Fascist invader by spotting a Fascist train and immediatly took out the steamer and flakwagon.

Soon the others spotted the Fascist armoured convoy and where going in to crush it.

After a few passes there was nothing much left of the fascist convoy and the glorious people's pilots returned to base.

Comrade HunterICX got 28 fascist ground targets
Comrade Schroeder showed his hatred towards the Fascist VolksWagen and a Opel.
Cormade Ratpor1 got his revenge and shot the same Panzer II who fired that shell that took down his IL2 the last sortie.

end of Sortie #2

HunterICX

Oooh, sounds fun..

I might come back.

Now are gulagwaffles the ones made of sawdust as opposed to nice belgian waffles served in an Ostend cafe by a buxom fit Belgian waitress?

What map btw?

Operation Barbarossa 1941

HunterICX

What glorious flying machines of the people are we using comrades? Do we have access to the glorious cropduster and/or glorious Hurricane? :hmmm:

Yes, I've added a extra squadron that has the Hurricanes IIB:salute:

HunterICX

:up: Thanks Hunter

A Summary of Sortie #3-4-5

At the Soviet airbase in (**Soviet Censorship**) the Gulagwaffles sit around a fire

Drunken Officer: Cooowmrraaades, I liwwkee to bring outffff a ....
*BAM!*
HunterICX: Comrade Raptor!.....would you please notify me the next time! now I got splatters of blood in and on my glass of Vokda!!!
Raptor1: throw that glass away...it's now infected by incompetence
Schroeder: having the order to make sure the image of the Soviet officers on duty is not about drunken fools?
Raptor1: Nyet..this one was completly random.
*Task Force starts to move away from Raptor1*
Raptor1: *waves Mosin-Nagant towards Task Force* where you think you're going?
Task Force: Nowhere comrade...
Raptor1: Good...
HunterICX: quiet a day huh...we've teached those Fascist well that the invasion was a big mistake.
Raptor1: Whats that smell? smells like Fascist....
Schroeder: That would be me, I've been drenched with gallons of that Fascist petrol when I attacked that train.
Raptor1: Mmmm..right.
*Task Force throws in another part of the 109's wing into the fire*
Task Force: Those Fascist parts burn very well...
Raptor1: Yes...they do.
HunterICX: I think the Panzer commanders are not having such a great time, probally blaming that Goering for his incompetence trying to get air superiority over our lands.
Schroeder: I know for a fact that Hitler would ignore them and say they could win the war without air superioty.
Raptor1: *swings around Mosin-Nagant pointing it to Schroeder* and how do you know that?
Schroeder: Eh.....well its obvious no?
Raptor1: Its obvious that you are a bad artist but...I can always attach the tag Fascist spy to that title of yours if you keep saying stuff like that.
Schroeder: Bad artist?....eh..not again.
HunterICX: Hey look a KV-1 with what it seems to be Ilyushin 2's wing rammed between the turret.
*A red headed KV-1 driver steps out and walks towards the Gulag waffles*
Kv-1 driver: WHICH OF YOU INCOMPOTE....
*BAM!*
Raptor1: thats what you get for clipping the People's Ilyushin!
*Task Force runs away*

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HunterICX

GAAA! RAPTOR your storm machine is WORKING!!! My city has turnt to holland!!!:shifty:

Supposivly weve got the tide 3 to 5 feet higher than usual...:o

That proofs again that the people's fire is stronger and better than anyone else's. We can even burn parts of all metal aircraft.:yeah:
Them Fascist won't know what hit em when we're finished with them.:rock:

Our Fires shall burn Berlin to Ashes!

HunterICX

Yes comrade, we shall teach those Fascist to mess with the motherland!

just got back from the beach... Lol glad I live some miles away from oceanfront...

How dare that KV-1 clip m...the people's aircraft!?!?

The people's aircraft? You made it sound like you're north korean or chinese