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07-30-20, 02:02 PM | #2146 |
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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.
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07-30-20, 05:18 PM | #2147 |
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Last year I wrote a book on Penguins.
In retrospect, it would have been better had I written it on pieces of paper instead.
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07-30-20, 05:53 PM | #2148 |
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You might be a redneck if.....
Your mom has ever asked "Anyone wanna see this before I flush it?"
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07-31-20, 01:28 PM | #2149 |
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Q. What do you call a muscular Arab Prince?
A. Protein Sheikh
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07-31-20, 01:29 PM | #2150 |
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1 slice of apple pie:
Jamaica $4.50 Bahamas $6.50 Aruba $3.50 Cayman Islands $10.50 These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.
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08-01-20, 02:09 PM | #2151 |
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Teacher: So kids what jobs do your parents have?
Simon: My dad is a baker. Teacher: Very good Simon, anyone else? Johnny: My dad runs the local prison!! Teacher: That’s great, is he a prison warden? Johnny: No he’s just the hardest one in there!!
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08-01-20, 02:10 PM | #2152 |
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Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers? Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.
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08-02-20, 10:40 AM | #2153 |
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I am hosting a meeting for men with ED
Let me know if you can't come.
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08-02-20, 01:46 PM | #2154 |
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“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?” “But I don’t have a…”
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08-02-20, 01:48 PM | #2155 |
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I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I’m now in casualty…
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08-02-20, 08:54 PM | #2156 | |
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Quote:
That must suck
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08-03-20, 08:29 AM | #2157 |
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It was so touching.
My best friend in the world, as he was dying, handed me his Epi pen. I guess he wanted me to have it to remember him by. #BFF
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08-03-20, 01:30 PM | #2158 |
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I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. He’s the best.
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08-03-20, 01:31 PM | #2159 |
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Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall.
I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
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08-04-20, 12:43 PM | #2160 |
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Christianity: One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
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