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Old 02-12-2021, 09:57 AM   #9571
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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
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Old 02-12-2021, 10:29 AM   #9572
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There are 2 steps on the way to success:
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Old 02-12-2021, 01:53 PM   #9573
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Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
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Old 02-13-2021, 02:02 PM   #9574
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I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
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Old 02-14-2021, 08:28 AM   #9575
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Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
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Old 02-14-2021, 10:19 AM   #9576
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Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Old 02-14-2021, 11:48 AM   #9577
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In Spanish, the word esposa means 'wife' & 'handcuff' YIPES! when it comes to domestic bickering with my enamorata(40 years)...no wonder "my hands are tied"!
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Old 02-14-2021, 01:30 PM   #9578
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I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
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Old 02-15-2021, 06:56 AM   #9579
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Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
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Old 02-15-2021, 06:17 PM   #9580
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Sudoku is a search for naked singles.
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Old 02-16-2021, 08:37 AM   #9581
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Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
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Old 02-17-2021, 07:53 AM   #9582
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I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
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Old 02-18-2021, 07:50 AM   #9583
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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
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My mouth and brain isn't exactly synchronous-Brain does not connect before speak.

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Old 02-18-2021, 02:16 PM   #9585
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If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
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