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06-26-20, 01:21 PM | #2026 |
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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06-26-20, 07:03 PM | #2027 |
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The best part about getting an Anti-Vaxer pregnant is only having to pay 9 years of child support instead of 18.
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06-27-20, 04:42 AM | #2028 |
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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes.
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06-27-20, 04:43 AM | #2029 |
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An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman.. .”they”re both for me”.
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06-27-20, 06:41 AM | #2030 |
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06-27-20, 07:00 AM | #2031 |
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I was wondering if any of the non Brits would understand
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06-27-20, 08:48 AM | #2032 |
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Even I got that one.
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06-27-20, 09:32 AM | #2033 |
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Yeah, I got it too... sheer pleasure.
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06-27-20, 11:48 AM | #2034 |
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Police: "Shoot at will!"
Will: "Noo, why??"
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06-27-20, 01:02 PM | #2035 |
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^ Reminds me of the one about the film Zulu when Michael Caine shouts "Fire at will" and the zulus stop charging and enquire of one another "Which one of us is called Will"?
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06-28-20, 01:26 PM | #2036 |
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Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.
“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick “I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.
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06-28-20, 01:30 PM | #2037 |
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s ridiculous – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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06-29-20, 06:39 AM | #2038 |
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Women have absolutely no idea how to chat up us guys.
As if "Get lost you loser," was going to get me into bed.
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06-29-20, 12:41 PM | #2039 | |
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That's how I felt after my first cardiac stress test. I was setting off the radiation detectors at work with my radioactive blood but no super powers Totally unfair
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06-29-20, 01:32 PM | #2040 |
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What’s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
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