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06-23-20, 11:55 PM | #2011 |
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Buddha goes into a "Subway"
"Make me one with everything".
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06-24-20, 10:14 AM | #2012 |
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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.
‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’ said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6
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06-24-20, 10:15 AM | #2013 |
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The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!
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06-24-20, 11:11 AM | #2014 |
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For the love of De
If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...
Electricians are delighted Corpses are decrypted Cowboys are deranged Models are deposed Underwear models are debriefed Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted Jilted women are debrided HVAC technicians are deducted Tennis linemen are defaulted Florists are deflowered Students are detested Hostels are debunked Spies are debugged and detailed Corporations are deformed and delimited Celibate people are delayed Chauffeurs are derided Record keepers are described Plumbers are dethroned Clerks are defiled Traffic cops are defined Naturists are denuded Election officials are devoted Accountants are decertified Builders are deconstructed Confused people are demystified Intelligence officials are declassified Interpreters for the deaf are designed Road builders are degraded Waiters are deserved Horses put out to stud are desired Castles are demoted Organ donors are delivered Anything certain is depending
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06-24-20, 11:16 AM | #2015 |
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After the Russian election Putin meets with his staff
Mr. Putin, we have some good news and some bad news about this election OK, what's the bad news. Sir, The bad news is that your opponent received 65% of the vote What's the good news Sir, the good news is that you received 75% of the vote.
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06-24-20, 02:20 PM | #2016 |
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^and ^^
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06-24-20, 06:04 PM | #2017 |
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My girlfriend asked me if I ever wanted to get married.
Apparently, “when I meet the right girl” was the wrong answer.
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06-25-20, 01:55 AM | #2018 |
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This morning the doctor said I have attention deficit something or another, I dunno I wasn't really listening.
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06-25-20, 09:28 AM | #2019 |
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Continuing darkness until early morning light.
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06-25-20, 01:48 PM | #2020 |
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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?
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06-25-20, 01:49 PM | #2021 |
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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06-25-20, 02:04 PM | #2022 |
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It's my first day working in the library.
So, to make a good impression, I've organised all the books by size.
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06-25-20, 02:17 PM | #2023 | |
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Quote:
If a tomato is a fruit Is ketchup a smoothy?
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06-26-20, 02:38 AM | #2024 |
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I remembered my wedding anniversary today.
It was last week.
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06-26-20, 01:21 PM | #2025 |
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M25. Motorists have been asked to be on the lookout for 15 hardened criminals.
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