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01-18-20, 11:19 AM | #76 |
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What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
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01-18-20, 11:59 AM | #77 |
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What is Santa's favourite glue?
An igloo
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01-18-20, 05:30 PM | #78 |
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What is Good King Wenceslas's favourite pizza?
Deep Pan, crisp, and even.
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01-18-20, 05:38 PM | #79 |
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Why is Santa the only one with flying raindeer?
Cause he's Elfish!
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01-19-20, 07:40 AM | #80 |
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What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!
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01-19-20, 08:19 AM | #81 |
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What's Dracula's favourite Christmas Carol?
Silent Bite
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01-19-20, 11:24 AM | #82 |
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Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
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01-19-20, 11:37 AM | #83 |
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Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him
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01-19-20, 01:02 PM | #84 |
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What carol do the penguins sing at Christmas?
In The Beak Midwinter
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01-19-20, 10:26 PM | #85 |
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas Eve.
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01-20-20, 07:13 AM | #86 |
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
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01-22-20, 09:44 AM | #87 |
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When is a boat just like snow?
When its adrift!
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01-22-20, 02:26 PM | #88 |
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What did the Christmas tree fairy say to the elf?
"I can see your house from up here"
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01-22-20, 04:48 PM | #89 |
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What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus
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01-23-20, 07:42 AM | #90 |
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What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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