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08-04-20, 12:45 PM | #2161 |
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I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
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08-05-20, 06:29 AM | #2162 | |
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Quote:
Or how to turn a case of grave robbery into a religion.
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08-05-20, 07:31 AM | #2163 |
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Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.
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08-05-20, 07:32 AM | #2164 |
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My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…
I’ll return.
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08-06-20, 02:08 AM | #2165 |
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her poor daughter a dress When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess????? Magic
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08-06-20, 06:51 AM | #2166 |
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Ohhh opening up the limerick door are we?
I tell you, to give you some clarity Most limericks are filled with vulgarity But this one is clean If you know what I mean And in that sense it's really a rarity.
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08-06-20, 11:52 AM | #2167 |
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Girlfriend: Do you want to get married?
Me: Sure. Girlfriend: Great, when? Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.
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08-06-20, 11:53 AM | #2168 |
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My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…
Until she checked the freezer.
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08-07-20, 11:57 AM | #2169 |
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All woman are bi. It’s a man’s job to figure out if they are bi-sexual or bi polar.
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08-07-20, 12:00 PM | #2170 |
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Appear 10 years younger by telling everybody you are 10 years older than you actually are.
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08-08-20, 11:57 AM | #2171 |
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Heard on the news that the worlds oldest man died earlier today. Why does this keep happening?
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08-08-20, 11:58 AM | #2172 |
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People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.
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08-09-20, 12:48 AM | #2173 |
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An eskimo buys a fridge.
His mates say "you're mad. it's -20 degrees outside". He replies "Yeah but it's 5 degrees inside the fridge so it's nice and warm".
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08-09-20, 08:16 AM | #2174 |
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
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08-09-20, 08:16 AM | #2175 |
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Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store.
The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.
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