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Catfish · 09-08-21, 01:46 AM

Here, some facts about me:

My hand weighs 1324 grams.
My head weighs 5378 grams.
My penis weighs 743 grams.
I have order to stay away from Tesco.

Jimbuna · 09-08-21, 12:33 PM

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

Arlo · 09-08-21, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

Here, some facts about me:

My hand weighs 1324 grams.
My head weighs 5378 grams.
My penis weighs 743 grams.
I have order to stay away from Tesco.

Eichhörnchen · 09-08-21, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Due

Public notice: Onion rings deserve parmesan cheese all over them /public notice

Indeed they do, my ol' buddy. I love parmesan

Sean C · 09-08-21, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

I have order to stay away from Tesco.

Was it for telling people how much your tallywhacker weighs?

Catfish · 09-09-21, 01:42 AM

^ i guess it is more about using the scales at Tesco..

Which brings me to Arlo's comment, do they have scales at Woolworth?

Jimbuna · 09-09-21, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

^ i guess it is more about using the scales at Tesco..

Which brings me to Arlo's comment, do they have scales at Woolworth?

Not sure if Woolworth still exist, they all closed down in the UK ten or more years ago.

Jimbuna · 09-09-21, 05:34 AM

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

Arlo · 09-09-21, 08:27 AM

https://www.catch.com.au/product/130...white-5974521/

Catfish · 09-09-21, 09:16 AM

You are all so off-topic

I mean for public weighing like for vegetables at Tesco, not for selling

mapuc · 09-09-21, 09:29 AM

Here is a funny limerick (copied from a friends wall)

There was a young maiden from Sparta
a truly magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
she'd fart 'God save the Queen'
and Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

She could vary with proper persuasion
her fart to suit any occasion:
She could fart like a flute,
like a lark, like a lute
this highly fartistic Caucasian.

She was great in the Christmas cantata.
She could double stop fart the toccata.
She could roar from her rear
any scene from Shakespeare
and in counterpoint La Traviata.

The selection was tough, I admit
but that didn't dismay her one bit.
So with ass thrown aloft
she suddenly coughed
and collapsed in a shower of (a S word that rhyme on admit and bit)

Markus

Jimbuna · 09-09-21, 12:23 PM

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Aktungbby · 09-09-21, 12:38 PM

By the time you figure out you are no longer on 'plan A' you are most likely not on 'plan B' either!!

Jimbuna · 09-10-21, 12:46 PM

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

Jimbuna · 09-11-21, 11:39 AM

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

09-08-21, 01:46 AM	#9886
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Here, some facts about me: My hand weighs 1324 grams. My head weighs 5378 grams. My penis weighs 743 grams. I have order to stay away from Tesco. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

09-08-21, 12:33 PM	#9887
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-09-21, 01:42 AM	#9891
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ i guess it is more about using the scales at Tesco.. Which brings me to Arlo's comment, do they have scales at Woolworth? __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

09-09-21, 05:34 AM	#9893
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-09-21, 08:27 AM	#9894
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09-09-21, 09:16 AM	#9895
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	You are all so off-topic I mean for public weighing like for vegetables at Tesco, not for selling __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

09-09-21, 09:29 AM	#9896
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,922 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Here is a funny limerick (copied from a friends wall) There was a young maiden from Sparta a truly magnificent farter. On the strength of one bean she'd fart 'God save the Queen' and Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. She could vary with proper persuasion her fart to suit any occasion: She could fart like a flute, like a lark, like a lute this highly fartistic Caucasian. She was great in the Christmas cantata. She could double stop fart the toccata. She could roar from her rear any scene from Shakespeare and in counterpoint La Traviata. The selection was tough, I admit but that didn't dismay her one bit. So with ass thrown aloft she suddenly coughed and collapsed in a shower of (a S word that rhyme on admit and bit) Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat Last edited by mapuc; 09-09-21 at 10:00 AM.

09-09-21, 12:23 PM	#9897
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-09-21, 12:38 PM	#9898
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,886 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	By the time you figure out you are no longer on 'plan A' you are most likely not on 'plan B' either!! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

09-10-21, 12:46 PM	#9899
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never test how deep the water is with both feet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-11-21, 11:39 AM	#9900
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)