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03-02-22, 01:44 PM | #3451 |
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Q: What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
A: “Oops!”
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03-02-22, 04:01 PM | #3452 |
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A Roman citizen walks into a bar and holds up two fingers
"Five beers, please"
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03-03-22, 09:01 AM | #3453 |
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Q: How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?
A: “My fault.”
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03-03-22, 06:05 PM | #3454 |
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Two guys walk into a bar
One, jokingly says, "I'll have H2O" The second says "I'll have H2O Too" The second guy died.
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03-04-22, 01:32 AM | #3455 |
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After about 10 years, a mother starts to notice her child doesn’t look much like the rest of the family. Curious, she orders a DNA test. She is shocked to find their child isn’t their biological offspring.
When she goes to ask her husband what he thinks could have happened… he looks at her and says, “You don’t remember, do you?” “When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped. You told me to go back inside and change it. So I left the dirty one there and grabbed a new clean one!” Magic
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03-05-22, 08:35 AM | #3456 |
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Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.
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03-07-22, 11:55 AM | #3457 |
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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
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03-07-22, 02:29 PM | #3458 |
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Q: What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
A: He got a little behind in his work.
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03-08-22, 08:51 AM | #3459 |
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Q: What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: “Robin, get in the car.”
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03-09-22, 12:04 PM | #3460 |
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Q: What washes up on really small beaches?
A: Micro-waves.
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03-09-22, 04:10 PM | #3461 |
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I told my doctor. "Doctor, I think I broke my arm in two places."
She told me to avoid going to those places in the future.
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03-10-22, 03:55 AM | #3462 |
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Q: What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?
A: Their crews were marooned.
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03-10-22, 04:24 PM | #3463 |
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I asked this cute woman to join me at the gym, but she did not show up
I don't thing the two of us are going to work out.
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03-11-22, 03:58 AM | #3464 |
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What's the definition of a Russian String Quartet?
A Russian orchestra back from a tour of the US.
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03-11-22, 09:16 AM | #3465 |
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Q. What rock group has four members but doesn’t make a sound?
A: Mt. Rushmore.
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