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10-01-19, 01:26 PM | #8611 |
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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10-02-19, 01:35 AM | #8612 |
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If someone puts 400 horses before his cart, we will send him to an asylum.
If someone drives a 400 hp SUV he deserves our admiration.
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10-02-19, 06:28 AM | #8613 |
Chief of the Boat
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Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
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10-03-19, 08:03 AM | #8614 |
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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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10-04-19, 07:11 AM | #8615 |
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I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
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10-05-19, 05:36 AM | #8616 |
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Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”
Me: “No.”
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10-06-19, 07:38 AM | #8617 |
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Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?
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10-07-19, 05:47 AM | #8618 |
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I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.
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10-07-19, 05:47 AM | #8619 |
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
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10-08-19, 06:44 AM | #8620 |
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There is no global warming.
Global warming is not man-made, finds study. Polar bears found to be less arthrithic after global warming, finds study. (Fox News)
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10-08-19, 07:28 AM | #8621 |
Old enough to know better
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Is this the comment thread or the propaganda thread?
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10-08-19, 07:55 AM | #8622 |
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^ It is a comment on propaganda media.
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10-08-19, 08:09 AM | #8623 |
Old enough to know better
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^ It's propaganda about the propaganda media.
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10-08-19, 08:36 AM | #8624 |
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Its two... two... two comments in one...
(Apologies to Doublemint Gum...)... <O>
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10-08-19, 12:38 PM | #8625 |
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Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
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