From the Subsim Fantasy Football Comissioner

Gut Wrench · 04-19-20, 02:42 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, the Commissioner of the Subsim Fantasy Football League...

Thank you Ellen. Members of the Press, coaches, players and of course, our fans.

Covid-19 has taken it's toll around the world. Just last week, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell telephoned me and indicated that there may not be a season. I told him to buck up and do his draft, virtually, as we have have many years. As a result of taking our advice, the NFL will be holding their draft.

The Subsim Fantasy Football League has a long standing tradition of "being more aggressive". To this end, earlier today, the Subsim Fantasy Football League has been renewed for the 2020 season.

Cheers from the crowd.

Thank you, but we still have a long way to go before we get to September. But we want to ensure that this league is open to all throughout the world, and as a result, we have opened up four more franchises to the world.

More cheering from the crowd.

These new franchises will join the legendary names of the league, and will be welcome as old friends, and new adversaries.

The league will welcome with open arms, those committed, to the ideals, of pretend football.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 2020 Subsim Fantasy Football League for 2020, is open for business.

Standing ovation.

04-19-20, 02:42 PM	#1
Gut Wrench Chief Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Everywhere Posts: 321 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	From the Subsim Fantasy Football Comissioner Ladies and gentlemen, the Commissioner of the Subsim Fantasy Football League... Thank you Ellen. Members of the Press, coaches, players and of course, our fans. Covid-19 has taken it's toll around the world. Just last week, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell telephoned me and indicated that there may not be a season. I told him to buck up and do his draft, virtually, as we have have many years. As a result of taking our advice, the NFL will be holding their draft. The Subsim Fantasy Football League has a long standing tradition of "being more aggressive". To this end, earlier today, the Subsim Fantasy Football League has been renewed for the 2020 season. Cheers from the crowd. Thank you, but we still have a long way to go before we get to September. But we want to ensure that this league is open to all throughout the world, and as a result, we have opened up four more franchises to the world. More cheering from the crowd. These new franchises will join the legendary names of the league, and will be welcome as old friends, and new adversaries. The league will welcome with open arms, those committed, to the ideals, of pretend football. Ladies and gentlemen, the 2020 Subsim Fantasy Football League for 2020, is open for business. Standing ovation.