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10-28-20, 06:41 AM | #2431 |
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Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
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10-28-20, 08:31 AM | #2432 |
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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to assure the public that they’re doing everything they can to fix the issue while the other screws the bulb into a faucet.
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10-28-20, 08:34 AM | #2433 |
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What do you call a Russian politician who is first to test their new Corona vaccine?
Alexei Navalni
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10-28-20, 08:36 AM | #2434 |
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What separates politicians and liars?
The word "and"
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10-28-20, 08:39 AM | #2435 |
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician!
I was just sitting there doing nothing!
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10-28-20, 01:35 PM | #2436 |
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.
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10-28-20, 01:36 PM | #2437 |
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Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.
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10-28-20, 01:51 PM | #2438 |
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I went to an antique auction
People kept bidding for me.
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10-28-20, 01:54 PM | #2439 |
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The English Language is weird
It can be understood though tough, thorough thought though.
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10-29-20, 04:27 AM | #2440 |
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Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."
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10-29-20, 04:27 AM | #2441 |
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Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.
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10-29-20, 12:34 PM | #2442 |
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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10-30-20, 02:03 PM | #2443 |
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A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"
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10-30-20, 02:04 PM | #2444 |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
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10-31-20, 04:33 AM | #2445 |
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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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