Critical Toilet Paper Poll - Page 8

Mr Quatro · 03-30-20, 04:13 PM

Who are the three (3) members that ran out of TP?

What are they doing for, uh ... well you know to clean the back end?

Catfish · 03-30-20, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Who are the three (3) members that ran out of TP? What are they doing for, uh ... well you know to clean the back end?

Chasing white rabbits?

Sean C · 03-31-20, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

No, they're a white couple.

STEED · 03-31-20, 03:20 AM

9 pack of good old cheap cheerful rough bog paper....BLISS.

Reece · 03-31-20, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Chasing white rabbits?

They won't be white for long!!

Platapus · 03-31-20, 04:52 AM

Come on. We have all heard the old joke about the bear asking the rabbit whether poop sticks to the rabbit's fur

Jimbuna · 03-31-20, 07:51 AM

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Aldi, Morrisons and Waitrose are easing restrictions on some of their products which were imposed in the wake of stockpiling earlier this month.

All the major supermarkets restricted customers to buying fixed amounts of individual items to keep shelves full.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52102906

Hopefully the beginning of a return to normality.

I know our local ASDA store is almost fully stocked and was relatively quiet this morning.

Onkel Neal · 03-31-20, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

No, they're a white couple.

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Who are the three (3) members that ran out of TP?

What are they doing for, uh ... well you know to clean the back end?

ET2SN · 03-31-20, 09:22 AM

OK, no hard feelings but we'll be attacking soon.

Buddahaid · 03-31-20, 09:34 AM

Jimbuna · 03-31-20, 10:29 AM

Jimbuna · 04-01-20, 11:47 AM

ET2SN · 04-01-20, 12:04 PM

I just got back from my "weekly" shopping excursion.

In case you were keeping track, I live in central Iowa south of Des Moinse.

Overall, things are looking almost normal. No price gouges and selection looks good. Except for paper products, AGAIN (still?).

I talked to an employee and asked what was up. He said that yeah, its odd to see this kind of hording in tornado country but his idea is that this is almost a second "panic" wave after the first emptied the stores.
This is odd because the empty paper isle still has signs limiting purchases to one package per customer.

I'm guessing now is a good time to buy stock in paper companies, just be ready to sell it quick once the crisis is over.

TP and kitchen towels don't have a shelf life.

vienna · 04-02-20, 08:50 AM

Crime in the sheets...

Nearly 200 rolls of toilet paper found in stolen SUV pulled over in Beverly Hills: Police --

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/nea...-hills-police/

Think you've got enough Charmin?...

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

Be sure to check out the "Advanced Options" button...

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ET2SN · 04-02-20, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by vienna

Be sure to check out the "Advanced Options" button...

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They need to include "House has at least one cat".

View Poll Results: How many rolls of TP are in your inventory?
None, nada, we're out!	3	4.84%
1-4 rolls, it's looking grim here.	7	11.29%
5-10 rolls. All clear on the horizon.	25	40.32%
11-20 rolls. Will consider trades for mint condition Beanie Babies.	15	24.19%
21 +: When does prepping turn into hoarding? Dunno but my heinie is shiny.	12	19.35%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

03-30-20, 04:13 PM	#106
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Who are the three (3) members that ran out of TP? What are they doing for, uh ... well you know to clean the back end? __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

03-31-20, 03:20 AM	#109
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	9 pack of good old cheap cheerful rough bog paper....BLISS. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-31-20, 04:52 AM	#111
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,981 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Come on. We have all heard the old joke about the bear asking the rabbit whether poop sticks to the rabbit's fur __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-31-20, 09:34 AM	#115
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 8,570 Downloads: 160 Uploads: 0	__________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

03-31-20, 09:22 AM	#114
ET2SN ET2/SS Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,545 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	OK, no hard feelings but we'll be attacking soon.

03-31-20, 10:29 AM	#116
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-01-20, 11:47 AM	#117
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-01-20, 12:04 PM	#118
ET2SN ET2/SS Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,545 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	I just got back from my "weekly" shopping excursion. In case you were keeping track, I live in central Iowa south of Des Moinse. Overall, things are looking almost normal. No price gouges and selection looks good. Except for paper products, AGAIN (still?). I talked to an employee and asked what was up. He said that yeah, its odd to see this kind of hording in tornado country but his idea is that this is almost a second "panic" wave after the first emptied the stores. This is odd because the empty paper isle still has signs limiting purchases to one package per customer. I'm guessing now is a good time to buy stock in paper companies, just be ready to sell it quick once the crisis is over. TP and kitchen towels don't have a shelf life.

04-02-20, 08:50 AM	#119
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,518 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Crime in the sheets... Nearly 200 rolls of toilet paper found in stolen SUV pulled over in Beverly Hills: Police -- https://ktla.com/news/local-news/nea...-hills-police/ Think you've got enough Charmin?... https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/ Be sure to check out the "Advanced Options" button... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __