Whac-A-Squirrel - Page 208

Eichhörnchen · 03-06-21, 05:13 PM

A new gambit for Rockstar

Rockstar · 03-06-21, 05:57 PM

What the hell? We don't need anyone's votes everyone already knows I won, my minions are gathering. We will storm the nest and stop the count before the squirrels have a chance to tally their whackers.

Buddahaid · 03-06-21, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

What the hell? We don't need anyone's votes everyone already knows I won, my minions are gathering. We will storm the nest and stop the count before the squirrels have a chance to tally their whackers.

Doesn't that belong in the Useless Facts thread?

Rockstar · 03-06-21, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Doesn't that belong in the Useless Facts thread?

Finally someone who believes me! Need I say more? Give me your address and I will send you a free Tally Whacker hat for a small donation so we may continue to fund the revolution.

Texas Red · 03-08-21, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Finally someone who believes me! Need I say more? Give me your address and I will send you a free Tally Whacker hat for a small donation so we may continue to fund the revolution.

I will crush your revolt under my acorn boot, which was gifted to me by the King of Squirrels, Eichhronchen for my underdog win of the 2020 Whac-A-Squirrel competition. For you lowlifes, you revolters, you will be sentenced to life in the nest of a squirrel, but this squirrel will be a wolf in disguise, who will bore you with math and irritate you with hypocrisy.

You will be forced to labor in The Fields of Nuts, where you will have to find the Golden Nut in a Field of Yellow Nuts, that are identical to each other. But the Golden Nut isn't even in there. It is in Big Man Eikes nest, where no one except the Whac-A-Squirrel champions can dwell.

Your revolution has already ended, even though it hasn't begun.

Your revolution should belong in the thread of "Burdenous Lies", it is too low for a thread like useless facts.

I, the Supreme Nutjob, find you Gulity of Treason Against the state of Nutland, and High Crimes against me- the Supreme Nutjob

Your punishment has been listed above.

Eichhörnchen · 03-09-21, 07:06 AM

^ I liked that very much

Aktungbby · 03-09-21, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

^ I liked that very much

He wasn't dubbed: "El Whacko" fer nuthin' BBY!

Texas Red · 03-09-21, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

He wasn't dubbed: "El Whacko" fer nuthin' BBY!

Eichhörnchen · 03-31-21, 01:11 PM

3 days of excruciating fun this year, beginning midnight tomorrow (Thursday/Friday) & ending Sunday night same time. It's going to be bloody

Eisenwurst · 03-31-21, 05:41 PM

3 points....whack. In before Rockstar

Rockstar · 03-31-21, 08:35 PM

you just made the list.

ET2SN · 04-01-21, 02:27 PM

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...22855&page=514

Now, for those who assume I just post junk on a random basis, hoo boy would you be wrong.

Foot Foot is squirrel whacking music.

Keep playing the song until it burrows into your mind like a hungry termite or P-O'd earwig. Keep playing it until you memorize every last micro second of its greatness. Then, learn to dance to it.

You will become almost like a Ninja at squirrel whacking, ready for every opportunity to score MAXIMUM POINTS.

You're welcome.

Eichhörnchen · 04-01-21, 05:54 PM

^ I love it... but I reckon I couldn't dance to it unless I sawed one of my legs off

Eichhörnchen · 04-01-21, 06:01 PM

LET THE WHACKING BEGIN

12 POINTS

Eisenwurst · 04-01-21, 06:03 PM

Whack. .......and so it begins....

03-06-21, 05:13 PM	#3106
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A new gambit for Rockstar __________________

03-06-21, 05:57 PM	#3107
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,856 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	What the hell? We don't need anyone's votes everyone already knows I won, my minions are gathering. We will storm the nest and stop the count before the squirrels have a chance to tally their whackers. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

03-09-21, 07:06 AM	#3111
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ I liked that very much __________________

03-31-21, 01:11 PM	#3114
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	EASTER WHACK (Good Friday, Saturday & Sunday, ends midnight BST) 3 days of excruciating fun this year, beginning midnight tomorrow (Thursday/Friday) & ending Sunday night same time. It's going to be bloody __________________

03-31-21, 05:41 PM	#3115
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,615 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	3 points....whack. In before Rockstar __________________

03-31-21, 08:35 PM	#3116
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,856 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	you just made the list. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

04-01-21, 02:27 PM	#3117
ET2SN ET2/SS Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,520 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...22855&page=514 Now, for those who assume I just post junk on a random basis, hoo boy would you be wrong. Foot Foot is squirrel whacking music. Keep playing the song until it burrows into your mind like a hungry termite or P-O'd earwig. Keep playing it until you memorize every last micro second of its greatness. Then, learn to dance to it. You will become almost like a Ninja at squirrel whacking, ready for every opportunity to score MAXIMUM POINTS. You're welcome.

04-01-21, 05:54 PM	#3118
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ I love it... but I reckon I couldn't dance to it unless I sawed one of my legs off __________________

04-01-21, 06:01 PM	#3119
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	LET THE WHACKING BEGIN 12 POINTS __________________

04-01-21, 06:03 PM	#3120
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,615 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Whack. .......and so it begins.... __________________