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07-07-21, 11:14 AM | #9796 |
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The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
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07-09-21, 01:01 PM | #9797 |
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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07-10-21, 12:19 PM | #9798 |
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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07-11-21, 01:19 PM | #9799 |
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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
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07-12-21, 02:29 PM | #9800 |
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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07-13-21, 02:14 PM | #9801 |
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
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07-14-21, 04:05 AM | #9802 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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"COVID Denying bank robbers caught quickly by security footage
after refusing to wear masks during heist"
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07-14-21, 12:22 PM | #9803 |
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Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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07-15-21, 04:08 AM | #9804 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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To US anti vaxxers:
"Have you considered the possibility that anti-vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the Russians or Chinese to weaken the health of the United States population?" Short moment of cognitive dissonance, then "Gimme that jab!"
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07-15-21, 01:28 PM | #9805 |
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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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07-16-21, 12:42 PM | #9806 |
Fleet Admiral
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“That's one small step for mankind one giant leap for tourism"
Markus
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07-16-21, 01:21 PM | #9807 |
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
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07-17-21, 11:21 AM | #9808 |
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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
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07-18-21, 01:26 PM | #9809 |
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When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
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07-19-21, 02:25 PM | #9810 |
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Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
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