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05-25-22, 08:08 AM | #10171 |
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When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.
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05-25-22, 04:25 PM | #10172 |
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I must be a great person to be friend with, just ask the 50 mosquito who swarmed me yesterday.
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05-26-22, 03:31 AM | #10173 |
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05-28-22, 01:36 PM | #10174 |
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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
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05-28-22, 11:42 PM | #10175 |
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...now if only there's a back seat!
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05-29-22, 01:16 PM | #10176 |
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You already know something you don't even know that you know.
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05-29-22, 01:19 PM | #10177 | |
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05-30-22, 09:51 AM | #10178 |
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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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05-30-22, 09:54 AM | #10179 |
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Here in Denmark we beat the grass/lawn.
A Dane may say I have to beat my lawn today. Markus
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05-31-22, 12:59 PM | #10180 |
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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
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06-01-22, 10:40 AM | #10181 |
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In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
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06-05-22, 01:37 PM | #10182 |
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Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
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06-06-22, 01:01 PM | #10183 |
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
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06-07-22, 05:57 AM | #10184 |
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The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
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06-08-22, 12:36 PM | #10185 |
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Read on Twitter:
Frau Merkel says Putin want to destroy Europe. A Response- Macron, Merkel and Löfven(Swedish Prime minister) Has already destroyed Europe. Markus
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