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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WARNING CONCERNING EVERYONE:

Today, Wednesday October 22 2008, a large swarm of evil lemons and their brainwashed killer minion limes, was spotted surrounding the world. Please stock up on any bases, as a strong base will cancel out the acids that the swarm is armed with. be careful not to attract any unwanted attention to yourself. Please protect your eyes, as the evil lemons and the killer limes have been know to spray citrus acid in their victims eyes.
Also beware, as they have been seen with a group of lambs and goats that the lemons have been ordering to buck-kick people in the face!
*If the lemon army is in your area, I am sorry but it is too late for help. I wish you a happy ending.
**If you see the lemons attacking someone please DO NOT be an hero, SAVE YOUR SELF.
***Must I remind you, if you happen to see someone attacked by such evil fruits, it is NOT okay to point and laugh that their misery.

Thank you and please remain safe.


THIS IS A PUBLIC EMERGENCY WARNING TO ALL HUMANS ON PLANET EARTH.


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