Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 73

01-24-07, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Er, didn't get that last one

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Thanks to Safe-Keeper.

Ok ok i get the point, Bernard is a evil Hitler son - nothing to do with the USA army.
Another bad joke by me

3Jane · 01-25-07, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitrius07

Bernard finally joine the air force

Is that pilot wearing mascara:p

STEED · 01-25-07, 09:03 AM

Biggles · 01-25-07, 10:59 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

btw, why on earth did you promote Bernard to WO!!???

you really ask for it....

01-25-07, 10:49 PM

Rotflmao :rotfl: :rotfl:

Lzs von swe · 01-26-07, 03:49 PM

Someone has forgotten to use superglue

STEED · 01-27-07, 04:59 PM

British secret new weapon a U-Destroyer.

And they got one that can take off as well.

We are all doomed.

Abd_von_Mumit · 01-27-07, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

British secret new weapon a U-Destroyer.

[IMG]http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9773/d1vg7.jpg[/IMG]

And they got one that can take off as well.

[IMG]http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3203/d2ik2.jpg[/IMG]

We are all doomed.

Kalashnikov range under water is about 1,5 metres. I suppose destroyer guns' range uderwater is about 10 metres and they work only once, till the first shot. Our torpedoes range under water is measured in kilometres, so it can't be so bad... And you are going to be trialed for spreading defetism!!

nedwreck · 01-28-07, 08:31 PM

I don't have a picture of it.

But I have eye witness proof that Bernard has a cousin in the Royal Navy. I was dodging a Town Class destroyer, trying to get a good line on it. I'm using the external view thing, watching the Town lob depth charges when one blew up right as it was leaving the rails, taking the entire depth charge rack with it. The destroyer immediately ceased hunting me and made a futile attempt to leave the area. No one but Bernard would have set a DC for ASAP.

Bob

Iron Budokan · 01-28-07, 09:46 PM

Guys, I check out this thread about every 3 weeks or so and every time I do I laugh my socks off. These are great, please, keep up the good work!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Safe-Keeper · 01-29-07, 02:23 PM

Watchman: Herr Kapitän! Merchant ahead!
C.O.: Bernard, get the Hell out of your shell and prepare the deck gun!

Sailor Steve · 01-29-07, 05:17 PM

Doesn't that one belong on the "Zombie U-boat" thread?

azn_132 · 01-29-07, 09:22 PM

I dont know what happen when I play stock(the reason why cuz I need a tiny break from GWX).

bookworm_020 · 01-29-07, 11:41 PM

Bernard showing us why never to put him on watch! He didn't spot it!

I got a merchant sonar contact at long range when I did a sound check. This is what I found

Decided to see if I could make some ice cubes

The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

azn_132 · 01-30-07, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!!

A remote control iceberg!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

01-25-07, 09:03 AM	#1083
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	__________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-25-07, 10:59 AM	#1084
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: btw, why on earth did you promote Bernard to WO!!??? you really ask for it.... __________________

01-26-07, 03:49 PM	#1086
Lzs von swe Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Norrkoping, Sweden Posts: 1,074 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	Someone has forgotten to use superglue __________________

01-27-07, 04:59 PM	#1087
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	British secret new weapon a U-Destroyer. And they got one that can take off as well. We are all doomed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-28-07, 09:46 PM	#1090
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	LOL! Guys, I check out this thread about every 3 weeks or so and every time I do I laugh my socks off. These are great, please, keep up the good work! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

01-25-07, 10:49 PM	#1085
Dimitrius07 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Rotflmao :rotfl: :rotfl:

01-28-07, 08:31 PM	#1089
nedwreck Seaman Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 41 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I don't have a picture of it. But I have eye witness proof that Bernard has a cousin in the Royal Navy. I was dodging a Town Class destroyer, trying to get a good line on it. I'm using the external view thing, watching the Town lob depth charges when one blew up right as it was leaving the rails, taking the entire depth charge rack with it. The destroyer immediately ceased hunting me and made a futile attempt to leave the area. No one but Bernard would have set a DC for ASAP. Bob

01-29-07, 02:23 PM	#1091
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	U-96's crew was finally exposed to too much radiation from Frensen's toe-jam Watchman: Herr Kapitän! Merchant ahead! C.O.: Bernard, get the Hell out of your shell and prepare the deck gun! __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

01-29-07, 05:17 PM	#1092
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Doesn't that one belong on the "Zombie U-boat" thread? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-29-07, 09:22 PM	#1093
azn_132 Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 950 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I dont know what happen when I play stock(the reason why cuz I need a tiny break from GWX). __________________

01-29-07, 11:41 PM	#1094
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Bernard showing us why never to put him on watch! He didn't spot it! I got a merchant sonar contact at long range when I did a sound check. This is what I found Decided to see if I could make some ice cubes The strange thing is the Iceberg started to zig zag at 3 knots!! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"