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Old 03-08-21, 12:33 PM   #481
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If your stomach doesn’t produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, it will digest itself.
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Old 03-09-21, 02:00 PM   #482
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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
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Old 03-09-21, 02:06 PM   #483
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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
10 mg of Melatonin will cut that down to about 2 minutes, for the average person, if taken a half hour before bed.
I take 30 mg every night. But I'm abnormal.
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Old 03-09-21, 06:27 PM   #484
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I know how to cut that down to 2 seconds
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Old 03-10-21, 04:35 AM   #485
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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
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Old 03-10-21, 11:00 AM   #486
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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
I'm suffering from porcine envy!
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Old 03-10-21, 03:58 PM   #487
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The human body and the golden ratio have little to do with each other.
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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
It's going to take 30 years to get that image out of my head!
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Old 03-10-21, 04:11 PM   #489
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Image? What image? I want to know!
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Old 03-10-21, 07:34 PM   #490
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I tried to warn him!!!
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Old 03-11-21, 04:57 AM   #492
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In 1912, a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, and wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.
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The first known cat with a name was an egyptian cat named Nejem meaning 'Sweetie', and lived 3500 years ago during the reign of Thutmosis III.
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The T Model Ford had a 3 litre engine, no streamlining, and did 30 mpg ( on a good day ).
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In 1912, a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, and wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.
if only the Titanic had done the same...
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