Klingon Antivirus

AVGWarhawk · 05-29-09, 09:09 AM

Do not download this fake anti-virus:

http://www.sophos.com/klingon-anti-virus/

Although seemingly funny....it ain't

Quote:

* it is recommended that you do not install it on Androids fitted
positronic emotion-chips because when you remove the tool, the
reboot may trigger a psychotic episode

* please note this software is not compatible with the version of
Microsoft .NET Framework (build 7 of version 9.0) used by Borg
assimilation routines

* Isolinear and Bioneural systems are not supported in this release

* due to the current scarcity of 23rd and 24th Century test systems we are unable to fully substantiate the above claims

05-29-09, 09:25 AM

"Androids fitted
positronic emotion-chips"

Oberon · 05-29-09, 10:26 AM

More Gagh than it is Kahless, eh?

CaptainHaplo · 05-31-09, 09:01 AM

I wouldn't download it unless it was for fun to see what it really did - but the documentation you posted is hilarious!

FIREWALL · 05-31-09, 01:48 PM

Who makes Klingon AntiVirus ? Uranus Ltd ?

Raptor1 · 05-31-09, 02:47 PM

Hmm, I wonder if it works on my tricorder then...

Oberon · 05-31-09, 04:45 PM

05-31-09, 09:01 AM	#4
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	I wouldn't download it unless it was for fun to see what it really did - but the documentation you posted is hilarious! __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

05-31-09, 01:48 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Who makes Klingon AntiVirus ? Uranus Ltd ? __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-31-09, 02:47 PM	#6
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Hmm, I wonder if it works on my tricorder then... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

05-29-09, 09:25 AM	#2
Contact Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	"Androids fitted positronic emotion-chips"

05-29-09, 10:26 AM	#3
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	More Gagh than it is Kahless, eh?

05-31-09, 04:45 PM	#7
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20