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06-17-21, 05:11 PM | #3076 |
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"I see", said the blind man.
As he peed into the wind. "It's all coming back to me".
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06-18-21, 07:26 AM | #3077 |
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I’ve always thought my neighbours were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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06-18-21, 11:52 AM | #3078 |
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A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?”
Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.” Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?” Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?”
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06-19-21, 01:22 PM | #3079 |
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What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake.
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06-19-21, 01:23 PM | #3080 |
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When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.
The first one says: “You need to eat that chocolate.” The other voice goes: “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”
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06-19-21, 05:48 PM | #3081 |
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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Beacause she's too big for B shells.
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06-20-21, 05:20 AM | #3082 |
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My friend boasted he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain where Buddha actually comes from.
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06-20-21, 01:40 PM | #3083 |
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Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus?
Because it is well armed.
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06-22-21, 01:41 PM | #3084 |
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Man to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son wants to be once he’s big?”
Wife: “No.” Man: “A garbage man. And you know why?” Wife: “No, why?” Man: “Because he thinks they only work on Tuesdays.”
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06-22-21, 01:43 PM | #3085 |
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In a boutique:
Could I try the dress in the shop window, please? I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that.
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06-23-21, 12:21 AM | #3086 |
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what do you call a guy that's half Indian?
Ian.
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06-23-21, 11:37 AM | #3087 |
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Hello doctor, can you look at my laptop?
Why? It looks like it caught a virus.
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06-23-21, 11:37 AM | #3088 |
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The local minister sees that every morning, some apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign:
God sees everything. The next morning, somebody writes under it: Yes, but he’s not a snitch.
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06-24-21, 02:00 PM | #3089 |
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Q: How many times could old Noah go fishing?
A: Only twice. He only had 2 worms.
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06-24-21, 04:09 PM | #3090 |
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When my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
I think she really appreciates having a shoulder to crayon.
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