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[mapuc]

Your physical body is nothing but a slave

Markus

[Catfish]

^ I disagree.

[mapuc]

Originally Posted by Catfish

^ I disagree.

To your brain, which is the master of your body. The body fulfill the need of the desire your brain may have.

Markus

[Catfish]

"The brain is the body's most important thing."
This is what your brain tells you.
The brain is part of your body, and a late bloomer in evolution.
Since german is my first language, is the word "begreifen" similar to a danish/swedish word, when it comes to learning? The brain and learning is nothing without sensual input and sensorics.

I am just pulling your nose of course, i understand what you mean. But it may not be as it seems. Perception of "reality" is a multi-sided sword.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by mapuc

To your brain, which is the master of your body. The body fulfill the need of the desire your brain may have.

Markus

U idiot! that is controlled by the lower brain!

[mapuc]

^

Markus

[Jimbuna]

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

[mapuc]

if you look up the word unmusical in a dictionary, you will find a picture of me.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

[Jimbuna]

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

[vienna]

Originally Posted by mapuc

To your brain, which is the master of your body. The body fulfill the need of the desire your brain may have.

Markus

An old joke...

The Most Important Body Part

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.

The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

Then the rectum said "I think I should be in charge."

All the rest of the parts said "YOU? You don't do anything! You're not important! You can't be in charge."

So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.

They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story: You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an *******

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[Jimbuna]

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

[mapuc]

Forgetting to zip up is better than forgetting to zip down

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

[Jimbuna]

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.