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12-16-20, 12:55 PM | #9466 |
Chief of the Boat
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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
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12-16-20, 04:08 PM | #9467 |
Fleet Admiral
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The day I'm gone, you cease to exist
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12-16-20, 04:48 PM | #9468 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul gets up to the roof...and gets stuck.
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12-17-20, 08:02 AM | #9469 |
Navy Seal
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So, then, is reincarnation Yoyoism...
<O>
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12-17-20, 10:19 AM | #9470 |
Chief of the Boat
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I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
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12-18-20, 02:32 PM | #9471 |
Chief of the Boat
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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12-19-20, 11:59 AM | #9472 |
Chief of the Boat
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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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12-20-20, 02:18 PM | #9473 |
Chief of the Boat
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Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.
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12-21-20, 09:18 AM | #9474 |
Chief of the Boat
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Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
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12-22-20, 09:17 AM | #9475 |
Chief of the Boat
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Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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12-22-20, 10:48 AM | #9476 |
Navy Seal
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I really enjoy work...
...I could sit and watch it for hours... <O>
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12-23-20, 05:17 AM | #9477 |
Chief of the Boat
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I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
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12-23-20, 01:35 PM | #9478 |
Chief of the Boat
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If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
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12-24-20, 06:21 AM | #9479 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
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12-26-20, 08:39 AM | #9480 |
Chief of the Boat
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
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