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06-29-20, 01:33 PM | #2041 |
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Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he’s a witch.
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06-29-20, 05:06 PM | #2042 |
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A hooker once told me she had a headache.
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06-29-20, 05:07 PM | #2043 |
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My wife has a face like a saint--a Saint Bernard!
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06-29-20, 05:11 PM | #2044 |
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My wife and I were trying to quit smoking. So we made a deal, we'd only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack since 2015 - but she's up to three packs a day!
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06-30-20, 06:08 AM | #2045 |
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Confucius says "Man who stand on toilet high on pot".
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06-30-20, 06:13 AM | #2046 |
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I once dated this blond girl. She was cute but dumb.
The first time she tried to make French Toast She got her tongue caught in the toaster.
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06-30-20, 07:35 AM | #2047 |
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I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
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06-30-20, 07:44 AM | #2048 |
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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06-30-20, 08:40 AM | #2049 |
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News: Nation accidentally elects president with sensible mindset in freak magic catastrophe.
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06-30-20, 10:18 AM | #2050 |
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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06-30-20, 10:20 AM | #2051 |
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Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only £100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
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07-01-20, 06:48 AM | #2052 |
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"Shall we adopt another child?" said my wife.
"Yes," I replied, "This one's useless."
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07-01-20, 06:52 AM | #2053 |
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Wife and i just discussed we do not want to have children.
Tomorrow we'll tell it to the kids.
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07-01-20, 11:46 AM | #2054 |
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Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.
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07-01-20, 11:47 AM | #2055 |
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Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!
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