(REL)Ultra Realism Mod

raymond6751 · 01-14-09, 04:26 PM

This mod cannot be used if you have women or children at home. For that matter, dogs too. Also, you must be retired or unemployed.

Installation instructions: Open head and insert sense of humour, imagination, determination, and attitude.

How to use: For the duration of your patrol, which must be run in 1X time:

1> No shaving, bathing, nor showers.
2> No grocery shopping, including order in foods.
3> No doing any laundry.
4> No flushing toilets when in contact with enemy forces.
5> No hot meals when in stormy weather or in action with a DC attack.
6> No sending nor opening mail - including email.
7> No phonecalls in or out, including text messaging.
8> Sleep only in 4 hour increments.
9> Keep a log of every course and depth change, and sightings, weather.
10> End patrol by moving right up to the dock, no quick end near port.

Enjoy and report results (at end of patrol).

TarJak · 01-14-09, 04:43 PM

Does the mod come with ice cold water spray being applied to your face at regular intervals?

AH_Thor · 01-14-09, 04:45 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Regards

Weiss Pinguin · 01-14-09, 05:14 PM

11) Keep a sprinker or hose near your computer - Next time you take a hit turn it on to simulate leaks/flooding

Just a small addon for those interested

mainexpress · 01-14-09, 05:21 PM

Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 01-14-09, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainexpress

Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I resemble that remark! I'm not an addict!

No, I'm not!

Not, not, not!

Awful Smutje · 01-14-09, 07:34 PM

Where is the link?

A Very Super Market · 01-14-09, 07:38 PM

What about the group of sweaty, smelly, and rude strangers constantly shouting in your ear?

Awful Smutje · 01-14-09, 07:41 PM

And what about keeping explosives in your basement?

Letum · 01-14-09, 08:36 PM

Story of my life.

Philipp_Thomsen · 01-14-09, 08:40 PM

So if we are killed in action... ?

TarJak · 01-14-09, 09:01 PM

Unfortunately that is the undocumented feature when playing DiD...

yamato9 · 01-14-09, 10:14 PM

1 .If killed (drowned) then tie up your arms and legs, and then jump in bath full of water.

2. If killed (by gun fire) then blow your face off with gun.

3. Simulation of -Fire in engine room- will be totaly interesting...

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Weiss Pinguin · 01-15-09, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainexpress

Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I resemble that remark!

lol

Sorry, had to say it.

01-14-09, 04:26 PM	#1
raymond6751 Admirable Mike Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,313 Downloads: 421 Uploads: 0	(REL)Ultra Realism Mod This mod cannot be used if you have women or children at home. For that matter, dogs too. Also, you must be retired or unemployed. Installation instructions: Open head and insert sense of humour, imagination, determination, and attitude. How to use: For the duration of your patrol, which must be run in 1X time: 1> No shaving, bathing, nor showers. 2> No grocery shopping, including order in foods. 3> No doing any laundry. 4> No flushing toilets when in contact with enemy forces. 5> No hot meals when in stormy weather or in action with a DC attack. 6> No sending nor opening mail - including email. 7> No phonecalls in or out, including text messaging. 8> Sleep only in 4 hour increments. 9> Keep a log of every course and depth change, and sightings, weather. 10> End patrol by moving right up to the dock, no quick end near port. Enjoy and report results (at end of patrol). __________________ My stuff: https://www.authorsden.com/mikeraymond

01-14-09, 04:45 PM	#3
AH_Thor Loader Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 89 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Regards __________________ http://hosted.filefront.com/AHThor

01-14-09, 05:14 PM	#4
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	11) Keep a sprinker or hose near your computer - Next time you take a hit turn it on to simulate leaks/flooding Just a small addon for those interested __________________

01-14-09, 07:34 PM	#7
Awful Smutje Machinist's Mate Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Germany, about 200km upwards the Weser from bunker "Valentin" Posts: 125 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Where is the link? __________________ Fette Beute und immer eine Handbreit Wasser unter dem Kiel!

01-14-09, 07:38 PM	#8
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What about the group of sweaty, smelly, and rude strangers constantly shouting in your ear? __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

01-14-09, 04:43 PM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Does the mod come with ice cold water spray being applied to your face at regular intervals?

01-14-09, 05:21 PM	#5
mainexpress Ensign Join Date: May 2005 Location: San Francisco home of the U.S.S. Pampanito Posts: 220 Downloads: 292 Uploads: 0	Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

01-14-09, 07:41 PM	#9
Awful Smutje Machinist's Mate Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Germany, about 200km upwards the Weser from bunker "Valentin" Posts: 125 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	And what about keeping explosives in your basement? __________________ Fette Beute und immer eine Handbreit Wasser unter dem Kiel!

01-14-09, 08:36 PM	#10
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Story of my life. __________________

01-14-09, 08:40 PM	#11
Philipp_Thomsen Old Gang Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Drunk at the whorehouse Posts: 2,278 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	So if we are killed in action... ? __________________ To each his own

01-14-09, 09:01 PM	#12
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Unfortunately that is the undocumented feature when playing DiD...

01-14-09, 10:14 PM	#13
yamato9 Lieutenant Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sisak, Croatia Posts: 265 Downloads: 118 Uploads: 0	1 .If killed (drowned) then tie up your arms and legs, and then jump in bath full of water. 2. If killed (by gun fire) then blow your face off with gun. 3. Simulation of -Fire in engine room- will be totaly interesting... :rotfl: :rotfl: