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Jimbuna · 03-27-20, 07:22 AM

I survived the great toilet paper scare of 2020.

Aktungbby · 03-27-20, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

if the doctor is cute let's hope you're not the fruit!

Jimbuna · 03-27-20, 11:03 AM

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Jimbuna · 03-28-20, 01:00 PM

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Jimbuna · 03-29-20, 01:30 PM

Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?

mapuc · 03-29-20, 01:59 PM

Around 90 % of the population is caught in a matrix, except we call it Facebook.

Markus

Jimbuna · 03-30-20, 09:45 AM

Where do I see myself in a year? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Jimbuna · 03-31-20, 11:36 AM

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Jimbuna · 04-01-20, 11:43 AM

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Jimbuna · 04-02-20, 10:51 AM

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Jimbuna · 04-03-20, 09:04 AM

Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Jimbuna · 04-04-20, 07:17 AM

I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

vienna · 04-04-20, 08:54 AM

That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on, not to mention shaky footing...

<O>

Aktungbby · 04-04-20, 01:24 PM

SUCH ARCANE PHILOSOPHY IS OFT A BOOTLESS PURSUIT

vienna · 04-04-20, 09:18 PM

Well...

...ain't that a kick...

<O>

03-27-20, 07:22 AM	#8941
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I survived the great toilet paper scare of 2020. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-27-20, 11:03 AM	#8943
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-28-20, 01:00 PM	#8944
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-29-20, 01:30 PM	#8945
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-30-20, 09:45 AM	#8947
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Where do I see myself in a year? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-29-20, 01:59 PM	#8946
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,877 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Around 90 % of the population is caught in a matrix, except we call it Facebook. Markus

03-31-20, 11:36 AM	#8948
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-01-20, 11:43 AM	#8949
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-02-20, 10:51 AM	#8950
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-03-20, 09:04 AM	#8951
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-04-20, 07:17 AM	#8952
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,150 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-04-20, 08:54 AM	#8953
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,503 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on, not to mention shaky footing... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

04-04-20, 01:24 PM	#8954
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,853 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	SUCH ARCANE PHILOSOPHY IS OFT A BOOTLESS PURSUIT __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

04-04-20, 09:18 PM	#8955
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,503 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Well... ...ain't that a kick... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __