Critical Toilet Paper Poll

Onkel Neal · 03-18-20, 11:25 AM

Put down your AR-15 and do a quick inventory: how many rolls of TP do you have on hand currently?

If you are in the middle of an activity that requires the use of TP, complete this business then take your count.

Mr Quatro · 03-18-20, 11:37 AM

I have 12 rolls all brand new still in the package they came in willing to trade for any old classic automobile or truck

Bilge_Rat · 03-18-20, 11:45 AM

I have over 20, bought on sale at Costco a few months back. Nothing to do with the crisis, it was just a good deal.

u crank · 03-18-20, 11:56 AM

Sorry, I don't answer personal questions.

Mr Quatro · 03-18-20, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bilge_Rat

I have over 20, bought on sale at Costco a few months back. Nothing to do with the crisis, it was just a good deal.

Over 20 rolls purchased a few months ago?

Good grief man didn't you use any in those few months?

u crank · 03-18-20, 12:09 PM

Ok you made me look. We have an unopened 30 pack of TP and an unopened 12 pack of paper towels from Costco. I guess I will sleep soundly tonight.

ikalugin · 03-18-20, 12:16 PM

Our local store still has toilet paper.

Skybird · 03-18-20, 12:17 PM

Quite some more. For bartering.

As decribed on another day, I run a warehousing regime since long, and what gets consumed, immediately gets replaced.

Its also often used over here like cotton balls - for any other purpose than its primary one.

Aktungbby · 03-18-20, 12:22 PM

after my midnight trip to Lucky's for the only three packs on the shelf as the stockperson(s) were just gearing up; I'm good for the month! However my boat captain's 103 year-old mom recalled using pages from the Sears catalogue growing up with a two-holer out-house in Wisconsin...and so I'm holding a stack of similar old phone books in reserve! I hauled paper from every papermill in the country in my trukkin' days: paper is paper; no need to get particular about style.

Bilge_Rat · 03-18-20, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Over 20 rolls purchased a few months ago?

Good grief man didn't you use any in those few months?

it's a Canadian thing, we like to "be prepared". You never know when a massive storm will dump 3 feet of snow on the ground….

Moonlight · 03-18-20, 12:37 PM

You peasants, we have a bidet.

Kpt. Lehmann · 03-18-20, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Put down your AR-15 and do a quick inventory: how many rolls of TP do you have on hand currently?

If you are in the middle of an activity that requires the use of TP, complete this business then take your count.

I think we're ok here, but like someone else said, I'm not putting down my AR.... because TEXAS!

Relating to TP and ammo.... I think we may have enough.

Otherwise, I'm really happy to see that some of the big stores seem to be rationing. The greed and hoarding I've seen with my own eyes is shocking. I'm sure I'm not saying anything new so far.

That being said, in Neal's own hometown, I've also seen some of the best humanity has to offer.

Try to remember to check on your neighbors. Someday it will be our turn to need help.

Onkel Neal · 03-18-20, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

I think we're ok here, but like someone else said, I'm not putting down my AR.... because TEXAS!

Relating to TP and ammo.... I think we may have enough.

Otherwise, I'm really happy to see that some of the big stores seem to be rationing. The greed and hoarding I've seen with my own eyes is shocking. I'm sure I'm not saying anything new so far.

That being said, in Neal's own hometown, I've also seen some of the best humanity has to offer.

Try to remember to check on your neighbors. Someday it will be our turn to need help.

Hey Todd, you are still an EMT, correct? Please stay safe out there and check in, mate.

In a week or so there will be TP on pallets everywhere, more than anyone can possibly use, so hang in there.

Neal

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Originally Posted by August

Currently we have 3 rolls which I have reinforced with a couple big boxes of flushable (not really) wipes and a small garbage can to put them in. I also ordered another 10 online with an eta of beginning of April. We'll get by.

Yeah, they may say flushable but you are right, don't

Kpt. Lehmann · 03-18-20, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Hey Todd, you are still an EMT, correct? Please stay safe out there and check in, mate.

I made Paramedic shortly after you and I met right after Hurricane Ike. (2008 I think it was?)

I've been medically retired since May of last year due to injuries after 17 years on the streets.

Recovering from another surgery now. Wish I could have made it to 20 years, but it wasn't in the cards. I really miss some things about being out there, but it is nice in some ways to sit out the latest crisis. Awesome Mrs. Lehmann though, is mostly glad I'm not out in the middle of it all anymore.

On occasion she asks me to go play in the freeway.

At any rate, I think we'll be okay.... if not, we'll die side by side fightin' ta save the ship!

Shipmate, I really hope you and yours fair well.

August · 03-18-20, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Yeah, they may say flushable but you are right, don't

Yeah even if they don't clog the plumbing they will fill up my septic tank too fast. We normally use one ply.

View Poll Results: How many rolls of TP are in your inventory?
None, nada, we're out!	3	4.84%
1-4 rolls, it's looking grim here.	7	11.29%
5-10 rolls. All clear on the horizon.	25	40.32%
11-20 rolls. Will consider trades for mint condition Beanie Babies.	15	24.19%
21 +: When does prepping turn into hoarding? Dunno but my heinie is shiny.	12	19.35%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

03-18-20, 11:25 AM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,287 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	Critical Toilet Paper Poll Put down your AR-15 and do a quick inventory: how many rolls of TP do you have on hand currently? If you are in the middle of an activity that requires the use of TP, complete this business then take your count.

03-18-20, 11:37 AM	#2
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I have 12 rolls all brand new still in the package they came in willing to trade for any old classic automobile or truck __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

03-18-20, 11:45 AM	#3
Bilge_Rat Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: standing watch... Posts: 3,793 Downloads: 344 Uploads: 0	I have over 20, bought on sale at Costco a few months back. Nothing to do with the crisis, it was just a good deal. __________________

03-18-20, 11:56 AM	#4
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,560 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Sorry, I don't answer personal questions. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

03-18-20, 12:09 PM	#6
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,560 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Ok you made me look. We have an unopened 30 pack of TP and an unopened 12 pack of paper towels from Costco. I guess I will sleep soundly tonight. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

03-18-20, 12:16 PM	#7
ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Our local store still has toilet paper. __________________ Grumpy as always.

03-18-20, 12:17 PM	#8
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 40,508 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Quite some more. For bartering. As decribed on another day, I run a warehousing regime since long, and what gets consumed, immediately gets replaced. Its also often used over here like cotton balls - for any other purpose than its primary one. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

03-18-20, 12:22 PM	#9
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,869 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	after my midnight trip to Lucky's for the only three packs on the shelf as the stockperson(s) were just gearing up; I'm good for the month! However my boat captain's 103 year-old mom recalled using pages from the Sears catalogue growing up with a two-holer out-house in Wisconsin...and so I'm holding a stack of similar old phone books in reserve! I hauled paper from every papermill in the country in my trukkin' days: paper is paper; no need to get particular about style. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

03-18-20, 12:37 PM	#11
Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	You peasants, we have a bidet. __________________