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06-08-20, 08:44 AM | #1921 |
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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient and not very funny.
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06-08-20, 01:30 PM | #1922 |
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What do you call a female postal worker in china?
Mai Ling
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06-08-20, 01:31 PM | #1923 |
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Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.
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06-08-20, 06:34 PM | #1924 |
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On my last trip to LA, I thought I saw Ron Jeremy at a gas station
I think it was Ron Jeremy Before I could get closer for a better look, he had removed the fueling nozzle and was spraying gasoline all over his car.
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06-08-20, 06:36 PM | #1925 |
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How many USAF Academy graduates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one. He just holds the light bulb and the whole damn Air Force revolves around him
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06-09-20, 01:58 AM | #1926 |
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The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."
The poll was a total failure. The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about "the rest of the world".
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06-09-20, 03:23 AM | #1927 |
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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06-09-20, 05:13 AM | #1928 |
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Don’t know why everyone suddenly thinks North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un is crazy. It was obvious after he made that song ‘Gangnam Style’ that something wasn’t quite right with him.
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06-09-20, 05:15 AM | #1929 |
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My friend doesn’t trust me. I told him he could borrow my Microsoft Office 2003 but he said my word wasn’t good enough.
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06-09-20, 05:30 AM | #1930 |
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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06-09-20, 06:14 AM | #1931 |
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Headline: Fruit truck crashes, creates jam.
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06-09-20, 06:55 AM | #1932 |
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I have been working in a mirror factory for years now.
It's what I've always seen myself doing.
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06-09-20, 07:15 AM | #1933 |
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Two men walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
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06-09-20, 07:20 AM | #1934 | |
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Quote:
"Hundreds of thousands because that's how many light bulb changing jobs I am going to create. Probably more. I don't know how many, but it will be yuuuuge. And I'll tell you this, it will be better and cheaper than any light bulb changing you've ever seen. Do you know how many light bulb changing jobs we lost while Obama was in office? Guess! People say at least a million. I say more. But you can bet Crooked Hillary was behind it. I can see her now in court "You had no knowledge of the servers?"... "No, I was busy changing lightbulbs..." And if we had a REAL Attorney General she would be in court..." Americans screw themselves instead of light bulbs
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06-09-20, 07:24 AM | #1935 |
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What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired.
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