Christmas Cracker Jokes - Page 5

Eichhörnchen · 01-16-20, 03:03 AM

What's the favourite xmas decoration in North Korea?

Missile-toe

Jimbuna · 01-16-20, 08:53 AM

Who is Santa Claus married to?
Mary Christmas!

Eichhörnchen · 01-16-20, 10:22 AM

Who drank all the booze at Christmas?

Thirsty the Snowman

Moonlight · 01-16-20, 10:29 AM

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you

Jimbuna · 01-16-20, 10:34 AM

Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph!

Eichhörnchen · 01-16-20, 06:55 PM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend at Christmas?

Reached for the toilet paper

Eisenwurst · 01-17-20, 04:27 AM

What do elves learn in school?

The Elf a bet.

Jimbuna · 01-17-20, 09:24 AM

What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies!

Eichhörnchen · 01-17-20, 12:35 PM

What does Santa use to blow up the Elves' party balloons?

His icicle pump

Moonlight · 01-17-20, 01:08 PM

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him

Eisenwurst · 01-17-20, 10:35 PM

Why did Rudolph cross the road?

Cause he was tied to the chicken.

Eichhörnchen · 01-18-20, 06:48 AM

What does a dyslexic snowman have for a nose?

A parrot

Jimbuna · 01-18-20, 07:33 AM

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!

Jimbuna · 01-18-20, 07:33 AM

Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!

Eichhörnchen · 01-18-20, 10:46 AM

What was Adolph's favourite Christmas dinner?

Roast goose-step

01-16-20, 03:03 AM	#61
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What's the favourite xmas decoration in North Korea? Missile-toe __________________

01-16-20, 08:53 AM	#62
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Who is Santa Claus married to? Mary Christmas! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-16-20, 10:22 AM	#63
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Who drank all the booze at Christmas? Thirsty the Snowman __________________

01-16-20, 10:29 AM	#64
Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,134 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will "sleigh" you __________________

01-16-20, 10:34 AM	#65
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer? Rude-olph! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-16-20, 06:55 PM	#66
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend at Christmas? Reached for the toilet paper __________________

01-17-20, 04:27 AM	#67
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,601 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	What do elves learn in school? The Elf a bet. __________________

01-17-20, 09:24 AM	#68
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-17-20, 12:35 PM	#69
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What does Santa use to blow up the Elves' party balloons? His icicle pump __________________

01-17-20, 01:08 PM	#70
Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,134 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him __________________

01-17-20, 10:35 PM	#71
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,601 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Why did Rudolph cross the road? Cause he was tied to the chicken. __________________

01-18-20, 06:48 AM	#72
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What does a dyslexic snowman have for a nose? A parrot __________________

01-18-20, 07:33 AM	#73
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? Frosty the snowman with a hot flush! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-18-20, 10:46 AM	#75
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What was Adolph's favourite Christmas dinner? Roast goose-step __________________