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11-03-22, 04:32 PM | #3811 |
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The host of another costume party texted me wondering why I didn't show up.
"I came as a hypnotist" "I don't remember seeing you at the party" Thank you, I take that as a complement.
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11-04-22, 04:57 AM | #3812 |
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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
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11-05-22, 12:45 PM | #3813 |
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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11-06-22, 07:26 AM | #3814 |
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Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
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11-06-22, 01:51 PM | #3815 |
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This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.
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11-07-22, 10:38 AM | #3816 |
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Just had the following conversation with my wife.
Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown. Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.
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11-08-22, 08:03 AM | #3817 |
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Yo mama so stupid…
She even failed her blood test!
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11-08-22, 02:07 PM | #3818 |
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Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:
-Not saying sorry -Saying sorry and not meaning it -Saying sorry -Not saying anything -Saying anything -Breathing!!
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11-09-22, 09:04 AM | #3819 |
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11-09-22, 01:57 PM | #3820 |
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11-10-22, 05:36 AM | #3821 |
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Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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11-10-22, 02:18 PM | #3822 |
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My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?”
“Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?” “Yes,” she said happily. “Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”
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11-10-22, 03:27 PM | #3823 |
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I was worried that my Girlfriend gave me a case of crabs.
My doctor gave me the good news that after the exam he could only find 23.
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11-11-22, 07:58 AM | #3824 |
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Wife’s really angry tonight complaining I never buy her flowers!
Didn’t even realise she sold flowers.
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11-11-22, 08:07 AM | #3825 |
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A friend and I like to try new foods, especially ones prepared differently
You could say we are Taste Buds
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