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Jimbuna · 04-15-20, 10:48 AM

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...

Jimbuna · 04-16-20, 08:03 AM

Now if you'll excuse me... today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves.

Jimbuna · 04-17-20, 08:10 AM

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Jimbuna · 04-18-20, 12:54 PM

Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.

Jimbuna · 04-19-20, 12:38 PM

If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments.

Jimbuna · 04-20-20, 08:01 AM

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Jimbuna · 04-21-20, 09:18 AM

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Catfish · 04-21-20, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

In that context I seriously consider "common sense" today to be a third world country, or at least a completely insignificant nation

Superpower. English. Got to love it.

Aktungbby · 04-21-20, 01:15 PM

COMMON SENSE IS UNCOMMON!

Aktungbby · 04-21-20, 10:05 PM

FUNNY HOW THE EXPRESSION: ''THE NEW NORMAL'' REALLY ONLY MEANS ONE THING: "IT AIN'T AS AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE!"DAMN! My case in point in today's W.S.J. Scott Gottlieb editorial: "The Cruel Covid 'New Normal'"

Jimbuna · 04-22-20, 11:59 AM

Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Jimbuna · 04-23-20, 11:51 AM

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

Jimbuna · 04-24-20, 02:12 PM

Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.

Texas Red · 04-24-20, 02:30 PM

Well, I nearly dated a girl a while back, she was a tad bit older than me, she's a Freshmen High School, but I'm in my last year of Middle School.
I *nearly* dated her because my parents made me stop talking to her because of the way we talked.
I'm dirty-minded and so is she, so there would be several innuendos in one day from both of us to each other. Some were small but there were some big ones as well.

She was real pretty too. But with me in the Naval Sea Cadet Corps, one violation in the rules can get you kicked off of the team. There were multiple rules involving our last relationship so I think I won't be able to talk to her again.

I'm kinda contemplating not dating anyone until I'm done with the Sea Cadet Corps though because I do not want to risk my possible career in the Navy being thrown out the window because I did some bad stuff.

You guys may think that this is wrong, but I don't really care.

Also, you guys may think that with me being off of school for the rest of the school year that I am happy, but I'm not. I really hate E-learning because one of our teachers is a sadist and she derives pleasure from watching people fail on her assignments. So she has like one big assignment and then 4-6 mini assignments in it that take me like 3 hours to do!
I just wanna go back to school and see my friends again. I've been talking to them via texting, and I cannot see them because either they are busy or their moms do want me to come over to their house.

When this pandemic is all over, I'm going to have a sit down dinner with my family at my favorite restaurant and eat their famous burgers and drink their milkshakes.

Texas Red · 04-24-20, 02:33 PM

Common sense seems to be rare in some of my class-mates.

We had a kid last year who was as dumb as rocks. He thought we would go outside for Gym when we were in the middle of a severe thunderstorm.

Just makes no sense. He moved to a different school in December of this year.

04-15-20, 10:48 AM	#8971
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-16-20, 08:03 AM	#8972
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Now if you'll excuse me... today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-17-20, 08:10 AM	#8973
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-18-20, 12:54 PM	#8974
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-19-20, 12:38 PM	#8975
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-20-20, 08:01 AM	#8976
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-21-20, 09:18 AM	#8977
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-21-20, 01:15 PM	#8979
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,886 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	COMMON SENSE IS UNCOMMON! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

04-21-20, 10:05 PM	#8980
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,886 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	FUNNY HOW THE EXPRESSION: ''THE NEW NORMAL'' REALLY ONLY MEANS ONE THING: "IT AIN'T AS AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE!"DAMN! My case in point in today's W.S.J. Scott Gottlieb editorial: "The Cruel Covid 'New Normal'" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" Last edited by Aktungbby; 05-04-20 at 10:29 AM.

04-22-20, 11:59 AM	#8981
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-23-20, 11:51 AM	#8982
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-24-20, 02:12 PM	#8983
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-24-20, 02:30 PM	#8984
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,376 Downloads: 527 Uploads: 5	Well, I nearly dated a girl a while back, she was a tad bit older than me, she's a Freshmen High School, but I'm in my last year of Middle School. I nearly dated her because my parents made me stop talking to her because of the way we talked. I'm dirty-minded and so is she, so there would be several innuendos in one day from both of us to each other. Some were small but there were some big ones as well. She was real pretty too. But with me in the Naval Sea Cadet Corps, one violation in the rules can get you kicked off of the team. There were multiple rules involving our last relationship so I think I won't be able to talk to her again. I'm kinda contemplating not dating anyone until I'm done with the Sea Cadet Corps though because I do not want to risk my possible career in the Navy being thrown out the window because I did some bad stuff. You guys may think that this is wrong, but I don't really care. Also, you guys may think that with me being off of school for the rest of the school year that I am happy, but I'm not. I really hate E-learning because one of our teachers is a sadist and she derives pleasure from watching people fail on her assignments. So she has like one big assignment and then 4-6 mini assignments in it that take me like 3 hours to do! I just wanna go back to school and see my friends again. I've been talking to them via texting, and I cannot see them because either they are busy or their moms do want me to come over to their house. When this pandemic is all over, I'm going to have a sit down dinner with my family at my favorite restaurant and eat their famous burgers and drink their milkshakes. __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!

04-24-20, 02:33 PM	#8985
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,376 Downloads: 527 Uploads: 5	Common sense seems to be rare in some of my class-mates. We had a kid last year who was as dumb as rocks. He thought we would go outside for Gym when we were in the middle of a severe thunderstorm. Just makes no sense. He moved to a different school in December of this year. __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!