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02-22-23, 04:50 PM | #4081 |
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I told my carpenter that I did not want carpet on my staircase
He gave me a blank stare.
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02-23-23, 07:50 AM | #4082 |
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Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.
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02-23-23, 07:57 AM | #4083 |
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Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.
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02-24-23, 06:06 AM | #4084 |
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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the dentist to fix the Bluetooth on her iPhone.
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02-24-23, 06:08 AM | #4085 |
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A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning.
Thousands of fans attended.
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02-25-23, 03:45 AM | #4086 |
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Q. What do you call an alligator who wears a vest?
A. An investigator.
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02-25-23, 03:46 AM | #4087 |
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Four out of five dentists recommended flossing every day.
The other one is out killing lions.
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02-26-23, 06:05 AM | #4088 |
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
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02-26-23, 06:07 AM | #4089 |
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
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02-27-23, 02:47 PM | #4090 |
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
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02-27-23, 02:49 PM | #4091 |
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There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
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02-28-23, 08:22 AM | #4092 |
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
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02-28-23, 08:23 AM | #4093 |
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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03-01-23, 08:42 AM | #4094 |
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The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.
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03-01-23, 08:44 AM | #4095 |
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My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.
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