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01-16-20, 03:03 AM | #61 |
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What's the favourite xmas decoration in North Korea?
Missile-toe
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01-16-20, 08:53 AM | #62 |
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Who is Santa Claus married to?
Mary Christmas!
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01-16-20, 10:22 AM | #63 |
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Who drank all the booze at Christmas?
Thirsty the Snowman
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01-16-20, 10:29 AM | #64 |
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What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you
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01-16-20, 10:34 AM | #65 |
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Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph!
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01-16-20, 06:55 PM | #66 |
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend at Christmas?
Reached for the toilet paper
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01-17-20, 04:27 AM | #67 |
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What do elves learn in school?
The Elf a bet.
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01-17-20, 09:24 AM | #68 |
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What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies!
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01-17-20, 12:35 PM | #69 |
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What does Santa use to blow up the Elves' party balloons?
His icicle pump
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01-17-20, 01:08 PM | #70 |
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Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him
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01-17-20, 10:35 PM | #71 |
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Why did Rudolph cross the road?
Cause he was tied to the chicken.
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01-18-20, 06:48 AM | #72 |
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What does a dyslexic snowman have for a nose?
A parrot
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01-18-20, 07:33 AM | #73 |
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What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!
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01-18-20, 07:33 AM | #74 |
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Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
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01-18-20, 10:46 AM | #75 |
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What was Adolph's favourite Christmas dinner?
Roast goose-step
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