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[Jimbuna]

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

[mapuc]

I must be a great person to be friend with, just ask the 50 mosquito who swarmed me yesterday.

Markus

[Reece]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

[Jimbuna]

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

...now if only there's a back seat!

[Jimbuna]

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

[Ostfriese]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

Or maybe he's embarrassed being caught wearing a leather mini-skirt

[Jimbuna]

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

[mapuc]

Here in Denmark we beat the grass/lawn.

A Dane may say I have to beat my lawn today.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

[Jimbuna]

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

[Jimbuna]

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

[Jimbuna]

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

[Jimbuna]

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

[mapuc]

Read on Twitter:

Frau Merkel says Putin want to destroy Europe.

A Response- Macron, Merkel and Löfven(Swedish Prime minister) Has already destroyed Europe.

Markus