The Bilge - Page 122

Wolferz · 07-13-20, 10:48 AM

The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H
We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung

Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews"

Aktungbby · 07-13-20, 11:04 AM

A little Prep H for Armistead's nanny goat will cut down bleating in the stern...when he's allegedly milking the poor critter for his A.M. Capt'n Crunch bowl

. Other than throwing live lobsters in boiling brine, animal cruelty is prohibited in the Bilge...and the man has access
to five poodles?. So much for 'three-dog-nights'..with "the Boss"??!!

mapuc · 07-13-20, 11:53 AM

Asked if there was any chances for advancing in my job as toilet cleaner ?

Yes of course you can. From now on you don't have to use your own toothbrush when cleaning the inside of the toilet anymore, the big boss said and then he gave me a squelches

Markus

Aktungbby · 07-13-20, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

Asked if there was any chances for advancing in my job as toilet cleaner ?

Yes of course you can. From now on you don't have to use your own toothbrush when cleaning the inside of the toilet anymore, the big boss said and then he gave me a squelches

Markus

just remember to floss lightly around the Bilge's scuttling charges. We deign to reflect on careless 'BigBangTheory

aboard ship!

Armistead · 07-13-20, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H
We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung

Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews"

Just so happens I'm well versed in history and religious affairs.. Not sure what "regale" means, but I suspect it has something to do with blowing air. Years ago a monk was sitting in a chair beside someone and they farted and he said "pew" and decided to make a long bench so if it happened again he could slide down and not interrupt service by picking up his chair and moving, so he named it a pew bench. They also used them in courts cuz when the judge said the sentence, people often crapped in their pants and others needed to slide down...

Wolferz · 07-15-20, 01:51 PM

It's what you do after you divorce Gale.

Thank you number one for that illuminating rumenation regarding farting in church.

Really useful down at Our Lady of the bog of eternal Stench.
It got the nuns started on their olfactory inspection tour of the seating.

Air biscuits in the galley for all.

Aktungbby · 07-15-20, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Our Lady of the bog of eternal Stench.
It got the nuns started on their olfactory inspection tour of the seating.

That can get to be habit forming.

Wolferz · 07-15-20, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

That can get to be habit forming.

Not to mention watching those billowing skirts after rosary refry night.

Drapes in the wind.
All they are is drapes in the wind.

Kaptlt.Endrass · 12-21-20, 04:43 AM

Well, as per Sir Ein's request, I have returned to The Bilge...

Lay on whatever punishments for this sea rat you may, can't be worse than what I did crossing the equator.

Aktungbby · 12-21-20, 05:06 AM

Kaptlt.Endrass!

No punishment is warranted unless Wolferz decides ! and he's mighty scarce these daze!

Eichhörnchen · 12-22-20, 11:08 AM

So we got our attack dog back?

Armistead · 12-22-20, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

Well, as per Sir Ein's request, I have returned to The Bilge...

Lay on whatever punishments for this sea rat you may, can't be worse than what I did crossing the equator.

First, you smell horrible, please go bathe in diesel oil and some rotten fish so we can tolerate you.

Kaptlt.Endrass · 12-23-20, 08:55 PM

Gotcha

fireftr18 · 12-23-20, 10:09 PM

Come in, have seat, enjoy a drink, relax, and tell and listen to a few tall tales!

Wolferz · 01-03-21, 04:46 PM

Me hearties,

This is a test.
It seems I have been unable to post so trying it here in our beloved Bilge.
Lets see if I am back as I hit the post it button.

07-13-20, 10:48 AM	#1816
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Sit on a donut The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews" __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-13-20, 11:04 AM	#1817
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,881 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	A little Prep H for Armistead's nanny goat will cut down bleating in the stern...when he's allegedly milking the poor critter for his A.M. Capt'n Crunch bowl . Other than throwing live lobsters in boiling brine, animal cruelty is prohibited in the Bilge...and the man has access to five poodles?. So much for 'three-dog-nights'..with "the Boss"??!! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

07-15-20, 01:51 PM	#1821
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Regale: It's what you do after you divorce Gale. Thank you number one for that illuminating rumenation regarding farting in church. Really useful down at Our Lady of the bog of eternal Stench. It got the nuns started on their olfactory inspection tour of the seating. Air biscuits in the galley for all. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-21-20, 04:43 AM	#1824
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Well, as per Sir Ein's request, I have returned to The Bilge... Lay on whatever punishments for this sea rat you may, can't be worse than what I did crossing the equator. __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

12-21-20, 05:06 AM	#1825
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,881 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	welcome back! Kaptlt.Endrass! No punishment is warranted unless Wolferz decides ! and he's mighty scarce these daze! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

07-13-20, 11:53 AM	#1818
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,919 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Asked if there was any chances for advancing in my job as toilet cleaner ? Yes of course you can. From now on you don't have to use your own toothbrush when cleaning the inside of the toilet anymore, the big boss said and then he gave me a squelches Markus

12-22-20, 11:08 AM	#1826
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	So we got our attack dog back? __________________

12-23-20, 08:55 PM	#1828
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Gotcha __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

12-23-20, 10:09 PM	#1829
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,526 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Come in, have seat, enjoy a drink, relax, and tell and listen to a few tall tales! __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

01-03-21, 04:46 PM	#1830
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Oh hail Me hearties, This is a test. It seems I have been unable to post so trying it here in our beloved Bilge. Lets see if I am back as I hit the post it button. __________________ Tomorrow never comes