Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 129

TarJak · 05-31-08, 12:35 AM

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rifleman13 · 05-31-08, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by VonDos

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?

It's the first sighting of tanker siamese twins...
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Why waste paint on the Razzle-Dazzle camo pattern when you could weld two ships.
The RN is getting desparate!

mcf1 · 05-31-08, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

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That planesman looks like Bernard, but I don't think you would asign him as...

Sledgehammer427 · 05-31-08, 03:54 AM

quite the angle,
i could see the scenario

CE: Level OFF NOW!
Planesman: jeez man, take a chill pill or two, im gettin' to it. sheesh, all this hitler stuffs really getting to him

Jimbuna · 05-31-08, 06:00 AM

@TarJakk....nice one :rotfl:

TarJak · 05-31-08, 07:22 AM

Cheers Jim. It came from this situation:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...postcount=5620

Got run over by a DD whilst stalking a couple of Light Cruisers. The rest is history.:rotfl: The boat actually rolled 360deg before I could start taking shots of the recovery from outside and in.

Jimbuna · 05-31-08, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Cheers Jim. It came from this situation:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...postcount=5620

Got run over by a DD whilst stalking a couple of Light Cruisers. The rest is history.:rotfl: The boat actually rolled 360deg before I could start taking shots of the recovery from outside and in.

You shouldn't get so close as to give the impression your trying to look up the ladies skirt

Kipparikalle · 05-31-08, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

....The boat actually rolled 360deg...

You sir, did just a barrelroll.
Enjoy your internets

Blacklight · 06-07-08, 11:26 PM

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....The boat actually rolled 360deg...

Did you live or more importantly, did anyone spill their Becks ?

jumpy · 06-10-08, 08:00 AM

...it's 1939 and the newest kriegsmarine innovation in naval gunnery concealment is well underway...

Stealth Hunter · 06-10-08, 08:17 AM

"Hey Alois, didn't we forget to put something on her?"
"Hmm... nope looks fine to me."
"Yeah, you're probably right."

*5 Days Later; Bismarck is Well Out Into the Sea*

"Oh hell."
"What?"
"We forgot the gun turrets."
"HEY! Yeah that's right! I was wondering what w- oo... that's a major boo-boo on our part, yeah?"
"Yep... well this will all blow over soon, Kurt."

*1 Month Later; Bismarck Has Sunk Due to an Attack by the Hood*

"Alois G. Beckmann and Kurt W. Fuchs, you stand accused of incompetence and recklessness in the line of duty before the court this very day. How do y- oh **** it. We all know you're guilty. Death by firing squad. NEXT!"

rifleman13 · 06-10-08, 09:06 AM

During the Hunt for the Bismarck...

Allied sailor: Bismarck sighted!
Allied captain: You sure it's the Bismarck?
Sailor: Aye, aye sir!
Captain: Where's it's turrets?
Other sailor: INNCOMMIIING!!!!!

Ahh... Axis technology... werks everytime!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jimbuna · 06-10-08, 10:22 AM

The Tirpitz 'fitting out' pre Feb 41.

She didn't need turrets.....she was unsinkable

Myxale · 06-11-08, 03:01 AM

Early war night raid!

Sailor Steve · 06-11-08, 06:26 AM

I don't get it. Where's the joke?:rotfl:

05-31-08, 03:54 AM	#1924
Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,901 Downloads: 280 Uploads: 0	quite the angle, i could see the scenario CE: Level OFF NOW! Planesman: jeez man, take a chill pill or two, im gettin' to it. sheesh, all this hitler stuffs really getting to him __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

05-31-08, 06:00 AM	#1925
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,198 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	@TarJakk....nice one :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

06-10-08, 08:00 AM	#1930
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	...it's 1939 and the newest kriegsmarine innovation in naval gunnery concealment is well underway... __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

06-10-08, 09:06 AM	#1932
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	The Invisible Turrets During the Hunt for the Bismarck... Allied sailor: Bismarck sighted! Allied captain: You sure it's the Bismarck? Sailor: Aye, aye sir! Captain: Where's it's turrets? Other sailor: INNCOMMIIING!!!!! Ahh... Axis technology... werks everytime! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

06-10-08, 10:22 AM	#1933
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,198 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Tirpitz 'fitting out' pre Feb 41. She didn't need turrets.....she was unsinkable __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-31-08, 12:35 AM	#1921
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Shot unedited other than the addition of text.

05-31-08, 07:22 AM	#1926
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Cheers Jim. It came from this situation: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...postcount=5620 Got run over by a DD whilst stalking a couple of Light Cruisers. The rest is history.:rotfl: The boat actually rolled 360deg before I could start taking shots of the recovery from outside and in.

06-10-08, 08:17 AM	#1931
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	"Hey Alois, didn't we forget to put something on her?" "Hmm... nope looks fine to me." "Yeah, you're probably right." *5 Days Later; Bismarck is Well Out Into the Sea* "Oh hell." "What?" "We forgot the gun turrets." "HEY! Yeah that's right! I was wondering what w- oo... that's a major boo-boo on our part, yeah?" "Yep... well this will all blow over soon, Kurt." *1 Month Later; Bismarck Has Sunk Due to an Attack by the Hood* "Alois G. Beckmann and Kurt W. Fuchs, you stand accused of incompetence and recklessness in the line of duty before the court this very day. How do y- oh **** it. We all know you're guilty. Death by firing squad. NEXT!"

06-11-08, 03:01 AM	#1934
Myxale Admiral Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: PQ AN 25 Posts: 2,178 Downloads: 70 Uploads: 0	Early war night raid! __________________ SH3+GWX SH5+WoS Still Sailing....still Deep

06-11-08, 06:26 AM	#1935
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I don't get it. Where's the joke?:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo