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11-20-20, 12:46 PM | #9421 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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my indoor cat, Penelope, does it with her eyes open!...most of the day
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11-20-20, 01:00 PM | #9422 |
Chief of the Boat
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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
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11-21-20, 10:04 AM | #9423 |
Chief of the Boat
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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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11-21-20, 12:48 PM | #9424 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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and yer medulla ain't 'zackly oblongata either!
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11-21-20, 01:07 PM | #9425 |
Chief of the Boat
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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11-22-20, 07:41 AM | #9426 |
Chief of the Boat
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Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
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11-23-20, 09:31 AM | #9427 |
Chief of the Boat
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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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11-23-20, 03:06 PM | #9428 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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^ i have to memorise this
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11-24-20, 05:01 AM | #9429 |
Chief of the Boat
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Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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11-25-20, 12:25 PM | #9430 |
Chief of the Boat
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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
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11-25-20, 06:00 PM | #9431 |
SUBSIM Newsman
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When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
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11-26-20, 05:07 AM | #9432 |
Chief of the Boat
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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
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11-27-20, 06:40 AM | #9433 |
Chief of the Boat
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Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
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11-27-20, 05:33 PM | #9434 |
Fleet Admiral
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While other children were being vaccinated with syringes, I was vaccinated with a gramophone pen
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11-28-20, 07:21 AM | #9435 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
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