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06-22-13, 11:50 AM
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A. The rest of the course get to eat 'long pig' for dinner.
Q. Does survival of the fittest mean that supermodels would come top of the course?
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06-22-13, 11:58 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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Only the muscular ones.
What happens when none of your bees wax?
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06-22-13, 12:05 PM
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Ace of the Deep
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A. Their hairy legs collect more pollen.
Q. What SPF is there in snake oil?
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06-22-13, 12:39 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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There are many...recently whilst on vacation in Turkey the wife started at 30 then dropped to 10 whilst I started at 50 then dropped to 30.
What happens when you swallow your pride?
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06-22-13, 12:44 PM
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Ace of the Deep
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A. You are the last lion standing (or more likely slumped on the ground with a very full belly).
Q. Would you bet on a lion or a bear to win a fight?
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06-22-13, 12:52 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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If it were against me...both.
What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?
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06-22-13, 01:36 PM
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Admiral
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Hell's Kitchen.
If you fart in church, do you sit in your own pew?
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06-22-13, 02:28 PM
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Ace of the Deep
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A. My family could not afford to buy a pew, and it is better to fart near the alter when they give out the snacks so that several people could have passed the gas.
 Q. Where is the font of knowledge?
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06-22-13, 03:16 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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Inside my head.
What if someone died in the living room?
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06-22-13, 06:55 PM
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As long as they don't leave blood on the carpet it's OK.
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06-22-13, 07:24 PM
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Admiral
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We'll all have to move into the family room I guess.
Where do you hang the picture in a "Picture Window"?
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06-22-13, 11:04 PM
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You don't. You hang the window in the picture.
Can you picture it?
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06-23-13, 12:06 AM
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Picture? I can't even draw a straight line!
Who is your favorite actor/actress?
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06-23-13, 06:05 AM
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Seer of visions
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Kate Winslet
Do you like to whatch thunder storms?
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06-23-13, 06:19 AM
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Ace of the Deep
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A. Yes, especially with sunglasses on to see the lightning forks.
 Q. Why does lightning fork?
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