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01-18-20, 05:26 PM | #1456 |
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Why does Noddy have a hat with a bell on it?
Because he's a twat.
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01-18-20, 06:06 PM | #1457 |
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You're gonna get busted
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01-18-20, 10:02 PM | #1458 | |
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Quote:
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01-18-20, 10:06 PM | #1459 |
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The English language is constantly evolving. What is perfectly acceptable in some countries is not in others.
For instance - the word "fanny". In America it's perfectly acceptable and is seen even on Sesame Street, but in Australia the same word is borderline obscene and never used in polite conversation. The word "twat" is used everyday in conversational English down here and not a murmur is raised. To Noddy fans I apologise if offense was caused.
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01-18-20, 10:29 PM | #1460 |
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Why did Mickey Mouse leave home?
Cause his dad was a rat.
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01-18-20, 11:50 PM | #1461 |
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Twat's that you say! ? Fanny is a given name here in the states: and Europe and of course in Rugby I oft landed on my...fanny!.
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01-19-20, 01:50 AM | #1462 |
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In Australia "fanny" is a crude term for vagina.
Jokes will resume after a short break.
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01-19-20, 04:43 AM | #1463 |
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At the zoo the other day, I saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was "bread in captivity".
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01-19-20, 07:27 AM | #1464 |
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At a nightclub a man stands with his wife watching a bloke giving it large on the dance floor, busting all the moves just like John Travolta, only better
Wife says: "25 years ago that guy asked me to marry him and I turned him down" Husband replies: "Looks like he's still celebrating"
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01-19-20, 08:30 AM | #1465 |
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Q. Why do birds always sing in the morning?
A. Because they don’t have to go to work!!
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01-19-20, 08:31 AM | #1466 |
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The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.
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01-19-20, 04:56 PM | #1467 |
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Who was the first Rocker?
Moses. Why? Cause "his Triumph was heard throughout the land."
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01-19-20, 05:03 PM | #1468 |
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How many Mods does it take to change a light bulb?
100. One stands on a chair to change the bulb and the other 99 say "Na, I prefer the original".
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01-19-20, 05:11 PM | #1469 |
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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01-20-20, 07:22 AM | #1470 |
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Money Saving Tips
Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.
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