Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[rifleman13]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, It isn't and the universe again collapses in a heap of molten slag the sige of Kansas.

I wish Kansas was bigger Toto.

Granted, the State of Kansas defeated the other 49 states and became a hyperpower with Toto as it's "Dear Leader"!

I wish I could get this damned VCR to work!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it still won't record.

I wish Mars was habitable.

[TarJak]

Granted, you can inhabit Mars for about as long as you can hold your breath.

I wish the beer I just had wasn't my last for the night.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's your last for the week.

I wish some bugga would find that Q Ship for me.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but unfortunately I found it and told where your u-boat is lurking.

I wish I hadn't condemned jimbuna to a watery grave.

[TarJak]

Granted, When Jim met the Q Ship he convinced it to go and sink you.

I wish that Q ship would show up soon so I can tell Jim where it is.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, When Jim met the Q Ship he convinced it to go and sink you.

I wish that Q ship would show up soon so I can tell Jim where it is.

Granted, but I sink it enroute.

I wish my jokes were funny.

[Raptor1]

Granted, they are so hilarious that everyone dies a miserable death from laughter when they hear them

I wish my dad didn't just demolish my Steam Frigate in Sovereign Seas Lite

[Tango589]

Granted, but he destroys everything else you cherish instead.

(Why do I always end up crushing your dreams Raptor?:hmm: It's not intentional, honest! )

I wish I was better at laying garden paving.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Granted, but he destroys everything else you cherish instead.

(Why do I always end up crushing your dreams Raptor?:hmm: It's not intentional, honest! )

I wish I was better at laying garden paving.

Granted, you now s*** 2' x 2' blocks of either concrete, brick, or rock.

I wish the government didn't steal a third of my money every paycheck.

edit-damnit I hope Jimbuna doesn't reply to this. I just set my self up.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Granted, you now s*** 2' x 2' blocks of either concrete, brick, or rock.

I wish the government didn't steal a third of my money every paycheck.

edit-damnit I hope Jimbuna doesn't reply to this. I just set my self up.

Granted, they no longer steal it, but borrow it on a permanent basis.

I wish I knew how you thought you'd set yourself up.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but in so doing, you become him mentally, and the old Jimbuna is gone forever.

I wish that parrots could be carnivorous.

[Raptor1]

Granted, and you are their first meal

I wish the Subsim legend isn't just a myth *Glances at the Donation button*

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it turns out that it really isn't much more than a myth. Oh sure, it's real, but not interesting.:rotfl:

I wish that Hitler was still alive.:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but he still only has one testicle and is therefore unable to sire any offspring (thank God).

I wish Hitler had never been born.