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06-20-13, 10:41 PM
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Admiral
 Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Now, alot farther from NYC.
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My dads.
Do you judge a man by his shoe size?
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"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate 
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06-20-13, 10:47 PM
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Airplane Nerd
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
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No. Never.
 Can't I just ask a question?
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06-20-13, 10:52 PM
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Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Now, alot farther from NYC.
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Sure, ask away.
 Can I go to bed now? 
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"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate
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06-20-13, 11:03 PM
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Airplane Nerd
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
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Sure. Go ahead.
Anybody else?
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06-21-13, 05:18 AM
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Ace of the Deep
 Join Date: May 2013
Location: Enjoying a run ashore
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A. Sleep in over rated; just have another java and cookie.
Q. What is the longest time that you have not had sleep (stayed awake)?
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Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke" 
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06-21-13, 06:59 AM
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Chief of the Boat
 Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 190,779
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Almost four days.
What do they call a French kiss in France?
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06-21-13, 07:05 AM
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Ace of the Deep
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Enjoying a run ashore
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A. baiser amoureux "lover's kiss" or baiser avec la langue "kiss with the tongue".
Q. Have you had a Glasgow kiss?
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Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"
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06-21-13, 07:11 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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Once and the bugga got three months and a broken jaw.
What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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06-21-13, 11:20 AM
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Airplane Nerd
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
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BLASPHEMY!
Do giraffes take the elevator?
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06-21-13, 11:39 AM
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Ace of the Deep
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Enjoying a run ashore
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A. You are having a laugh. They use the stairs.
Q. What makes a hyena laugh?
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Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"
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06-21-13, 11:44 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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Usually good humour.
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
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06-21-13, 11:48 AM
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Ace of the Deep
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Enjoying a run ashore
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A. My study / submarine command centre.
Q. What do you call a bathroom with no bath?
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06-21-13, 11:57 AM
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Airplane Nerd
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
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An outhouse!
Do you have a green card?
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06-21-13, 12:19 PM
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Lucky Jack
 Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Down Town UK
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No but you can have my grey card on the back of my note book.
Are you having a fry up with Big Foot this weekend?
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06-21-13, 12:24 PM
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Airplane Nerd
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
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I don't think anybody wants to have a fry up with me.
Do I have the biggest foot on Subsim?
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